Star Cocks 64 remake announced for Switch 2

[hippy dave]

(Star Cocks is better known in some regions as StarWang)

You play a fox penis, teamed up with a frog penis and a bird penis, to fly cool space ships and shoot down enemy penises pew pew pew

 

[hippy dave]

(I couldn't think of a penis joke for Lylat Wars)

 

[Veho]

Lilac Dongs.

 

[x65943]

Sexually inactive get in here!

 

[hippy dave]

News of this magnitude has obviously generated a lot of excited buzz, but there has also been a hint of confusion, so the developers have put together this FAQ to help you to please understand:

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

1:
Q) Don't birds have a cloaca, not a penis?
A) Fuck off.

 

[hippy dave]

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO MENTION THE RABBIT PENIS

 

[sexually_inactive]

You play a fox penis, teamed up with a frog penis and a bird penis, to fly cool space ships and shoot down enemy penises pew pew pew

You should make your own cursed Star Fox 64 hack just as you described. You can even turn the lasers into urine and bombs into semen bombs. Andross' face can become a vagina while his hands turn into breasts to shoot down. Given there's already a decompilation available on GitHub this should not be too hard if you already know how to program.

 

[hippy dave]

You should make your own cursed Star Fox 64 hack just as you described. You can even turn the lasers into urine and bombs into semen bombs. Andross' face can become a vagina while his hands turn into breasts to shoot down. Given there's already a decompilation available on GitHub this should not be too hard if you already know how to program.

How much you paying?

 

[sexually_inactive]

How much you paying?

Not one cent. This is your idea.

 

[hippy dave]

Not one cent. This is your idea.

I don't want cents anyway, the dollar is tanking. How about pounds sterling?

 

[sexually_inactive]

I don't want cents anyway, the dollar is tanking. How about pounds sterling?

I'll tell you what's gone up in price lately. Coffee beans. I'll pay you in them.

 

[tech3475]

Spoiler alert, the final enemy will be Dr Pingas:

I'll tell you what's gone up in price lately. Coffee beans. I'll pay you in them.

Knowing you:

 

[hippy dave]

I'll tell you what's gone up in price lately. Coffee beans. I'll pay you in them.

Are you trying to give me a bad morning?

 

[AncientBoi]

(Star Cocks is better known in some regions as StarWang)

You play a fox penis, teamed up with a frog penis and a bird penis, to fly cool space ships and shoot down enemy penises pew pew pew

You should make your own cursed Star Fox 64 hack just as you described. You can even turn the lasers into urine and bombs into semen bombs. Andross' face can become a vagina while his hands turn into breasts to shoot down. Given there's already a decompilation available on GitHub this should not be too hard if you already know how to program.

WE are AncientBoi's, and WE approve this message.

 

[SylverReZ]

 

[AncientBoi]

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bottom right.

 

[The Real Jdbye]

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Definitely Peppy. I don't know what's happening to Slippy but I want no part in it. That looks like a bad breakup to me.

 

[K3Nv4]

Hippy dave has taken 64 cocks? That's alot of eggs to lay.

 

[hippy dave]

Hippy dave has taken 64 cocks? That's alot of eggs to lay.

Your poor reading comprehension is probably just due to cognitive decline from over-reliance on AI sexbots

 

[K3Nv4]

Your poor reading comprehension is probably just due to cognitive decline from over-reliance on AI sexbots

Hey man this websites 80% about cocks.