Some Japanese translating help pls :)

[ninditsu]

Hello yalls,

I'm trying to come up with new name for my youtube channel.

I want it to be in japanese.

So how would I translate the phrase:
Sucky Openings
or
Crappy Unboxings

Those are just a couple similar phrases that I can accept the japanese translation of, for my actual channel name.

I'm being vague out of paranoia of losing my idea to someone. SOrry
Thanks for looking.
Have a nice day.