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You and your ideas, just slapped my cock on my keyboard and smashed it to bits (the keyboard that is, not my cock!) My own fault, got one hellova tool on me.
 

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sfulla31 said:
You and your ideas, just slapped my cock on my keyboard and smashed it to bits (the keyboard that is, not my cock!) My own fault, got one hellova tool on me.


Well at least you're living up to your user name.
You're definitely 'fulla' something.
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sfulla31 said:
You and your ideas, just slapped my cock on my keyboard and smashed it to bits (the keyboard that is, not my cock!) My own fault, got one hellova tool on me.
Those birds can be quite heavy bastards.

We are talking about birds right? What else can Cocks and Tits be?
 

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Gaydrian said:
sfulla31 said:
You and your ideas, just slapped my cock on my keyboard and smashed it to bits (the keyboard that is, not my cock!) My own fault, got one hellova tool on me.
Those birds can be quite heavy bastards.

We are talking about birds right? What else can Cocks and Tits be?

Cocks actually make great pets. They are a lot like dogs, they are always up when you get out of bed in the morning and they love it when you pet them.
 

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tsol said:
Gaydrian said:
sfulla31 said:
You and your ideas, just slapped my cock on my keyboard and smashed it to bits (the keyboard that is, not my cock!) My own fault, got one hellova tool on me.
Those birds can be quite heavy bastards.

We are talking about birds right? What else can Cocks and Tits be?

Cocks actually make great pets. They are a lot like dogs, they are always up when you get out of bed in the morning and they love it when you pet them.
I spit on mine and send it down dark tunnels.
 

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Gaydrian said:
tsol said:
Gaydrian said:
sfulla31 said:
You and your ideas, just slapped my cock on my keyboard and smashed it to bits (the keyboard that is, not my cock!) My own fault, got one hellova tool on me.
Those birds can be quite heavy bastards.

We are talking about birds right? What else can Cocks and Tits be?

Cocks actually make great pets. They are a lot like dogs, they are always up when you get out of bed in the morning and they love it when you pet them.
I spit on mine and send it down dark tunnels.

Oddly enough they like that too.
 

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