Shower thoughts?

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Ah yes, the three food groups
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These things are hard to come by in nature:
Meat
Salt
Sugar

Most prehistoric humans never had to worry about eating too much meat - who could ever catch enough animals to worry about it?

However, all 3 of those things are an important part of the diet (in moderation)

So we evolved to seek those items out strongly, and maybe if we were lucky we would get such an item rarely

Typically humans were probably eating foraged vegetables

Now we have set up society in such a way for these things to be plentiful - and we now suffer the consequences

(For a somewhat related idea, think about someone with access to a lot of sex. STDs can kill you - but in nature it was probably unlikely you ever had sex with more than a couple people in your life)

:unsure::unsure::unsure: In summarizing this: I've only had sex with 193 [by true count] male Meats in my life :D.

uh, OH! And 1, and only 1 [lies, it's actually 2, but don't tell my dead wife that :ha:] female ☹️
 
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Somebody call a bondulance, he's having a stronk.
waaaaaait a minute.... that means youre Bi, too, not Gay?
Im only guessing here, but marrying a woman is a strange thing to do for a gay guy.

Your advertising is way off-brand then!

You should be "Thee Bi Warlord"
 
waaaaaait a minute.... that means youre Bi, too, not Gay?
Im only guessing here, but marrying a woman is a strange thing to do for a gay guy.

Your advertising is way off-brand then!

You should be "Thee Bi Warlord"

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You know how in SF settings there's always a species of aliens that evolved on a brutal death planet where everything wants to kill everything else, basically space Australia, so they are large and ferocious and intimidating and so on? But evolution works in many directions. I would like to see a species that survived the brutal death world by being incredibly timid and skittish, and scurrying away and hiding at the first sign of trouble. Space meerkats. Space marmosets. Something like that.


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