Shower thoughts?

[AncientBoi]

 

[CoolMe]

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He'd sure like to reach you with an extended dic*- uh.. deal, i mean

 

[JuanMena]

Nymphomaniacs could easily be the richest people ever.

 

[Noctosphere]

If we can see water, but can't breath under it... Are fish able to see air?

 

[AncientBoi]

If we can see water, but can't breath under it... Are fish able to see air?

One would think so, as they can see "Airheads" looking back at them. js

 

[Noctosphere]

How come that on a keyboard, we press the L with our right hand, and the letter R with our left hand?
You can kiss yourself on a mirror, but only on the lips...
You can't buy a brand new mirror. They have always been used at some point.
If you are wearing your shirt inside-out, does that mean that the entire universe is wearing your shirt, except you?

 

[x65943]

How come that on a keyboard, we press the L with our right hand, and the letter R with our left hand?
You can kiss yourself on a mirror, but only on the lips...
You can't buy a brand new mirror. They have always been used at some point.
If you are wearing your shirt inside-out, does that mean that the entire universe is wearing your shirt, except you?

In Chinese

You wrote left with left and right with right

左边 zuo3bian left
右边 you4bian right

 

[impeeza]

How come that on a keyboard, we press the L with our right hand, and the letter R with our left hand?
You can kiss yourself on a mirror, but only on the lips...
You can't buy a brand new mirror. They have always been used at some point.
If you are wearing your shirt inside-out, does that mean that the entire universe is wearing your shirt, except you?

Happen the same in Spanish

Left = «Izquierda» and «I» is on the right hand side
Right = «Derecha» and «D» is on the left hand side

 

[Xdqwerty]

Would people actually be better off without me or not?

 

[Veho]

Would people actually be better off without me or not?

Not.

 

[MPRTwice]

Why bother getting an M.D. after years of residency and loads of medical debt when a medical physicist can get paid exceedingly more than the best doctors?

 

[x65943]

Why bother getting an M.D. after years of residency and loads of medical debt when a medical physicist can get paid exceedingly more than the best doctors?

What is a medical physicist?

 

[MPRTwice]

What is a medical physicist?

Medical Scientist; they come up with the stuff on NCBI and other medical database records.

The ones the doctors go to for advice and learning, only to give their patients an abridged version of their (our) research.

It's like DNA to the RNA, or like the source code developer to the front end UI developer.

Or better yet, the skilled and competent coder to the Microsoft AI.

Their goal is to discover basic, practical medical science discoveries; we knew of brain cell regeneration back in 2007; the world did not know until around 2014, _after_ they shunned our work.

We proposed that there is a way to cure type II diabetes (and we have it!), but whereas we want to charge you five dollars for a permanent cure, the doctor wants to give you a three thousand dollar band-aid.

Ironic that they need us yet hate us.

 

[x65943]

Medical Scientist; they come up with the stuff on NCBI and other medical database records.

The ones the doctors go to for advice and learning, only to give their patients an abridged version of their (our) research.

Reading online, it can take on average 9-12 years to become a certified MP

Whereas MD takes 11-12 depending on specialty

Seems like similar amount of schooling

MP salary 95-145k
MD salary 350-400k

Now MP from what I am reading usually are paid for the PhD so less debt

But ROI seems higher for MD

 

[MPRTwice]

Reading online, it can take on average 9-12 years to become a certified MP

Whereas MD takes 11-12 depending on specialty

Seems like similar amount of schooling

MP salary 95-145k
MD salary 350-400k

Now MP from what I am reading usually are paid for the PhD so less debt

But ROI seems higher for MD

It can be bypassed as long as you show a clear amount of experience in science and medicine.

In my case, for instance, I did work on the cure for type II diabetes, but I also did extensive asthma research; why we have it, why those with asthma live far longer on average with fewer cardiac and pulmonary fatalities, etc. than those without it.

You actually don't need much schooling; like engineering (or martial arts), you just need to be able to back up what you say with a solid track record/the ability to prove you know your stuff on the spot, and not because a Univeristy paper says you do. That's where a lot of M.D.'s fell short.

I did an explanation on asthma and the Kreb's Cycle on demand, and a doctor said it was "too hard" to do what I do, and yet it's just high school knowledge applied correctly.

The ability to solve for x in math does not make one a great engine developer; experience does, and that is all they look for in the Medical Physicist profession in general. It's all the interviews, etc. will test you on, and all that matters on the job.

Very much like aerospace engineering.

And those ones are likely job site listings; there are ones paying multi millions, but you have to contact the company or research group directly. Indeed.com, for instance, caps at two million per year listings; Medical Physicists I know were offered much more than that.

Sort of like director roles at certain places not listed; they pay well over four million a year, in places where the most you would ever see on job sites for the places are at one point five million and you still have to dig to find them; they don't disclose those ones to the public as the first "weed-out" step.

I'm sure the top paid boxer made over a billion in gross income, but there is no indeed.com/linkedin listing for that; you have to dig to find it, and no ninth degree black-belt in karate, though more time consuming to get, will pay you that for leading karate. Same applies to medical physicists compared to the top doctors making millions; the job of the former alone pays much more than the latter alone, though there are plenty of billionaires in both fields, and the medical physicist has far more potential, all things considered, given that he has working permanent cures that he could name his price for if he wanted to.

I hope this helps; do you see why I'm quirky enough to be a medical scientist? We joke about this with each other a lot.

I found this parody funny, but Rockefeller and others _did_ pay some medical scientists to keep their mouths shut, like my ancestor. Just replace aliens with five dollar permanent and harmless working cures. It's not the weird youtube conspiracy stuff that I heard bizzare takes about. How do you suppose Rockefeller lived to be 97 with ailing health his whole life?



The best advice I can give to those who want to know the science medical expert secrets is this: if you try to find out what they are, you are wasting your time. The best way to get something some times is to not want it. Have a good attitude instead.

 

[AncientBoi]

 

[Noctosphere]

Why is healthy food taste bad while unhealthy food taste good?
It feels like the object "Humans" had some bad coding in it.

 

[x65943]

Why is healthy food taste bad while unhealthy food taste good?
It feels like the object "Humans" had some bad coding in it.

I will help you

These things are hard to come by in nature:
Meat
Salt
Sugar

Most prehistoric humans never had to worry about eating too much meat - who could ever catch enough animals to worry about it?

However, all 3 of those things are an important part of the diet (in moderation)

So we evolved to seek those items out strongly, and maybe if we were lucky we would get such an item rarely

Typically humans were probably eating foraged vegetables

Now we have set up society in such a way for these things to be plentiful - and we now suffer the consequences

(For a somewhat related idea, think about someone with access to a lot of sex. STDs can kill you - but in nature it was probably unlikely you ever had sex with more than a couple people in your life)

 

[CoolMe]

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bondulance?

 

[hippy dave]

Meat
Salt
Sugar

Ah yes, the three food groups