SHiT!!

[bunnybreaker]

Inspired by a certain facebook group and my love of butchering the English language, I figured we could discuss important matters in the most retarded ways possible. Without further ado:

Oh mah dayz blud, 'as you herd abowt dis gamefax boooolsheeeet? Dey iz lyk, gona ban chattin bout homebroo an ting! Fo reeeel, dey iz sum sellowts rite dere, yo!

Man iz wantin' ta go ta arms wid deze fools. Get ma cru an' roll up a driveby on dey asses. Gots ta reprazent da homebrewcrew and all mah flashclaaats wurld muv'fuckin wide!!

Anywayz, I kno dat sum ov u iz gon' playa hate on me, but dis chattin rite 'ere iz fo all ma reel dawgs owt theya.

A-yey-yey!


I figured the testing area is the only place for this kinda crap, right?

 

[JPH]

brilliant

 

[bunnybreaker]

Bizzump fo great justice y'all!!

So, 'ere iz mah predikamunt, I iz lyk installin da nu flash, see-ess thrrreeee yumsay'n. Man wants ta animayt an shit. Ting iz, I aint used flash in tiiiiiiiiime, lyk sinse vershun 6 or sum sheeeet. U lots got any sites dat can lern me up on all da nu shit dey be packin in dis bitch?

Any of youz lot dat wanna check owt ma lasss animayshun, clik dis yo! -> Balley Peeplz Episode 1: The Luncheon Menace (it was a uni project, so it could have been better if I'd spent longer on it, but it's alright if I do say so myself)

Oh yea, another ting da'ss bin on ma brane, I wuz lyk playin Da Suffa'in on Xbizzox an' shit waz good, so nex' stop, Suffa'in 2: Tiez Dat Bin' and I gots ta say, shit is hard az hell yo, man be savin' and loadin' all ova da place, an den, da endin' waz sum booolsheeeet. I pirated da gaym an I stil wan' mah skrilla bak.

 

[754boy]

lmao, this whole thread giving me flashbacks of stuggling to understand what the hell Jacob was saying in GTA4

 

[Orc]

Don't do cocaine.

 

[Gore]

Don't do cocaine.

Gene Simmons' "get rich quick" scheme #48732

 

[bunnybreaker]

Wat da fizzuck yo!?

 

[Gore]

Wat da fizzuck yo!?

 

[bunnybreaker]

Y'allz be trippin. Man iz jus' tryna brake da ice yo, start up sum dialogg in dis bitch an' youz lot be pimpin yoselvs owt, an not in da slick bling-an'-ice way, I mean strate up pimpin yoself lyk u iz bitches or sum sheeeeet.

Anywayz dawgz, I suggesss u get outta tha game yo, den go play u sum Doodle Hex, dat game is off da chain yo!

 

[JPH]

Fuh realz y'allz be'z trippin' on sumtin, bringin' nat crazy-lookin' white doo' all up in dis topic.


I know I suck at it, but yours are funny as heck.
Keep 'em comin'!

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

 

[bunnybreaker]

Yo homiez, we haz got ourselvs sum seriuss problum yo!

Dis aint no joke, manz iz serius lyk a muv'fukka.

I juss got belled on ma fone to 'ear da newz, da BAD newz. Dey iz makin' a Tekkun film, rite, mos' gaym filmz iz shit, but dey iz gettin Gary fukkin Danielz to be Brian muv'fukkin Fury, I can't bilee' dis shit!!

So, I needz ta kno, who o' y'allz iz born to ride, down to survive!?! We gots ta put a stop to dis, drivebyz r in order yo!!

 

[DarkAura]

 

[bunnybreaker]

A-yo-yo-yo!

S'been gwanin' an' sheeeeeet?

My weeken' 'as bin sick yo, bare dancin, gettin crunk an' sheeeeet. I iz lyk stil recovrin' now blud.

Anywayz, I 'as lyk gots da intavyew fo a J.O.B. tomo'ow. I jus be wan'in ma peeps ta be wishin me luk an shit. Man'z bin unemployd fo tiiiiiiiime! If I don't be gettin me a job soon lyk, I'ma hafta start husslin again an' I aint wanna do dat yo, tryna keep it legit an ting. So yea blud, lyk gimme sum positiv vibes, dat shit iz app'eciated, fo reeeelz.

Newzflassh fo all o' y'allz dat don't reco'nize ma "1337 h4Xx0RiNG sk1LLzz", I 'as lyk made a inglish patch ting fo Metul Slug Sevun, isss a "Aaipey-ess" patch or sum shit, so lyk, it aint dat big fo reel, isss only 'bout sixtyfo bites. If you want dem shits, den clik dis bitch.

Laterz.

 

[bunnybreaker]

Yeeeeah boi!

I az lyk jus' kum bak from da intavyew fo dis job an' shit. I t'ink it wen' wel, numsay'n. I jus gots ta wate a week or so fo dey reply, but dems seemd impressd wiv ma mad skillz and shit. I felt all wierd an' shit, man gots all dappa'd up, wearin' propa garms an ting, lyk I iz sum office bwoy or sum sheeeet, but dems luv dat shit, get yoelf all crissss'd out an ting.

Anywayz, I got ma regula thredz on agin, now I gots ta go owt an' play me sum R.Ball (rounders

) wid ma homiez, naaahmeeen.

Peece owt an' ting.

Safe.

 

[OSW]

combined with your avatar that is funny shit!

 

[bunnybreaker]

Ma avataah ain't nuttin' ta be jokin' bout yo, she be one fine bitch, naaaahmeeeen! I reco'nize dat she be virchool an shit, but isss abowt wat dem pixulz reprezent, an dey iz reprezen'in a sweet peece a' ass dat any manz or womunz wud lyk to hit, yumsay'n!!

(seriously though, I don't have a "thing" for Sakura, I just love her dance)

Tomo'ow, I az got da beech ta be croozin, yumsay'n, gon' chek owt dem fine ass bitches in dey 'kinis an' shit.

sssssseeya!

 

[bunnybreaker]

LOLMGFWTFTWFBIMAO!! i r t3h 1337 b04rd m3mbaaaah, i haz h1ts 200 p0sts, liek o rly, me = da c00lz0rz, j00 = butts3cks.

U taek teh b1g on3 jes liek ur m0m.

j00 r te n00bz.

I r 133t.

Chek dis vid30s owt, th3y r ub3rLOLz (and though I tried, none of them are rickrolls)

kthxbai!!!!!11!!1

 

[bunnybreaker]

Yo yo!

Wagwan in da GBAhood?

Anywayz, I haz seen da illesss nu shit yo. I'ssa comadee called Summer Heights High, man cant be recommendin dis shit enuff blud, u gots ta c it. I'ss lyk set in a skool an' shit, an' da caractaz r sum funy peeps.

Any1 gots advyce fo gettin bitches outta yo brain an shit? I gots 3 separate fine ass bitches be playin' on ma mind an ting, I need mentul space, naaaahmeeen.

I had da intavew fo dat sweet job an' shit, dey iz calld me bak fo anuvva intavewe tomo'o, gots ta get ma smart garms out agin, daym!

Aight, I iz off to clok Prins Uv Perssha: Da 2 Fonez or sum shit, I fink isss calld dat cuz liek, he is chattin to himself, so dat is lyk 1 fone, but den he is chasin afta dat fine ass bitch, so he prob'ly wants ta get her digits, so dat is lyk anuvva fone.

Laterz.

 

[ojsinnerz.]

Wait, did I just go into Xbox live?