SHiT!!

[Ferrariman]

Yo, I aint undastan' y deze foolz aint play no reeeeel gamez, yumsay'n.

I iz lyk, tryna find sum foolz 2 lay da smak down on an' sheeeet in Unreeel Champeenship 2 and Fantum Dust, but dere aint no reeel dawgs owt ther dat kan handdle deze gaymz!

So, lyk if u tink u kan tesss me, get yo ass ova to xlink kai an get sum!!

Rly now?, well that great

 

[mastermanna123]

Yo, I aint undastan' y deze foolz aint play no reeeeel gamez, yumsay'n.

I iz lyk, tryna find sum foolz 2 lay da smak down on an' sheeeet in Unreeel Champeenship 2 and Fantum Dust, but dere aint no reeel dawgs owt ther dat kan handdle deze gaymz!

So, lyk if u tink u kan tesss me, get yo ass ova to xlink kai an get sum!!

I have never heard of those games, good sir. Care to elaborate upon the games of which you have previously mentioned, ol' chap?

 

[TrolleyDave]

Watchoo fink u iz doin speakin lyk dat. Done choo no dat all u iz doin iz showin dat u iz ill hit her at?

 

[bunnybreaker]

k thx bai!!1!

 

[TrolleyDave]

Is u kikkin off? Is u lookin for a slappin? Is dat fite speek?

 

[bunnybreaker]

Naah blud, dont b gettin brave. Manz will pop a mu'fukkin cap in yo ass!

 

[Raestloz]

wat de fuk ya bin tak'n 'bout yo? Le' me in fo da paty too.

Damn, bunnibrek'a, dawg. Yo reel gangsta dude, where'd ya got dat style from? Wit dat style, ya gunna kik sum azz. O' worz, ya gunna rip dem a new azzhole dude or iven too, if ya got wat it takes

jus' make sho' ya ain't losing dat lingo or yo jus' anoda crap, hah take dat!

An' jus' t'verify bunnibrek'a, is Manz gunna cap yo azz, no pop a mu'fukkin cap in yo azz, Mister Death over 'ere won't like it appear in a dead's azz

'ey, 'tis da testin' area, sum rash lingo is fine, right dawg?

 

[bunnybreaker]

Yiiiiiieah BOOOIIII!

dasss dat shit rite dere Raestafarian bruv.

But man, yu gots ta unnastan, poppin a cap in dem foolz ass iz lyk da prekersa 2 layin dems down an shit.

Also bruv, I iz lyk sorry an shit fo breakin in2 dat lame-ass posh speek in dat post wher i iz chattin shit bout some fine ass biatch, gots ta keep it reeel fo reeel!!

PEESE!

 

[bunnybreaker]

Shit son, ah beeen werkin lyk a mu'fukkka.

Now doh, iss tym ta gett crunk an sho dem foolz how ta throw it dowwn on da danceflo, naaahmeen!!

 

[PizzaPasta]

More official Grime thread plz.

 

[bunnybreaker]

I cant bileeeee diss shit, ma feetz b hertin lyk a mu-fukka. Ah bin layin da phat mooovz dowwn on da flo, had sum danceoffz aginst sum eeeejyats, dey aint comin roun deze wayz no mo, not if dey got shayme.

Seriusss blud, me an ma krew needz ta b gettin dat fool soldja boi hookd up fo a danceoff, wach as dat lame-ass make me "yawwwwwn" at dem wack moovz he b pimpin, den i iz gonna serv dat bitch wun tym fo reeelz.

 

[bunnybreaker]

I cant bileeeee diss shit, ma feetz b hertin lyk a mu-fukka. Ah bin layin da phat mooovz dowwn on da flo, had sum danceoffz aginst sum eeeejyats, dey aint comin roun deze wayz no mo, not if dey got shayme.

Seriusss blud, me an ma krew needz ta b gettin dat fool soldja boi hookd up fo a danceoff, wach as dat lame-ass make me "yawwwwwn" at dem wack moovz he b pimpin, den i iz gonna serv dat bitch wun tym fo reeelz.

Posts merged

disss browza b givin manz sum 'ardcor greef an shit.

 

[Searinox]

Daaymn whut iz dis shit! Ah saye ahve been waitin fo mah shit for a month nao a' thought we was cool man, and ah mean I trusted them guise cause ahve been orderin' shit from 'em for some time now. They was like mah homies dude.

But naw mah friend's got his burthday and imma rely on 'em, an' git him one a' those Supahcard. I gave 'em the dough an' they deliver half the shit after a week-two. An' they ain't even given me a traken numbah. Now they ain't done this shit to me before so I call 'em an' they're like 'oh shit sorry man' and I'm like 'okay, 'tis cool, shit happens'. But then... then a' wait an' wait an' wait on 'em fo another month I ask bro what tha fuck? And they is tellin' me to calm down, whutcho tellin' me to calm down?! That they'z goin' through a tough time and they ain't got the stuff, and after I put up with their shit I check up on 'em today and they say they'z got the stuff finally and they'z even shipped some, but they ain't NEVAH told me, naw they left me ta rot and meanwhile imma get into trouble cuz mah friend gonna think I ripped him off!

Whut iz theyr asses mo' important? Wha' I ain't been game? No bro! If yous wanna do business with me again yo got to show sum RESPECT dude! Now you is fuckin with me fo too long and it ain't cuttin' it anymore. A' mean... ah wuz a patient guy an' you took me for a suckah izzat whut you did huh? Get yo shit straight or cuz tell ya before I evah get ripped off by yous, imma rip YO' ballz off an' ram 'em down yo goddamn throats, no you want Extreme you got Extreme! An' after this ouah deals is OFF!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcoTgYN406s

 

[Raestloz]

Sheeeeetttttt daaaaawwwggg, ya gut sum sty' down dere. Ey 'homie, ain't down wit rammin' sum ballz down sumwan's throat, dat's ju' sucks, an' dat's sayin' summin' ram dem down the AZZ bro! dat's gunna giffem a mark foo yiiiiirs, and fo' da whole time, dem boys will give ya sum respect! O' at list, until dem ballz get back ta it's home down the pants

an' ah gutta ge' sum shit ta pay fo' a better card, serius man, ma card is junk! Andah' ju' give it sum shit, so dat ah can trash dat bitch and get a new tramp celebrity-like, yea jus' lyk dat actress, whozzer name? Bretnii? O' fuck it, ah dun givasheet.

Were's da sty' homie? Da style

 

[bunnybreaker]

Yi yi boiii!

I had da crunkesss weekend yo, it waz da shiznit fo reeel. Manz did bare dancin 2 badass muzik an' gots mash up on da booz an disko biskits. Da only ting I kan tink ov dat waz a bit ill waz da bit wher I tryd to busss a chirps on ma frenz mum, but dat shit iz kool an sheeeet.

 

[Gore]

 

[Raestloz]

Sheeet, wat da fak are ya implying papaplain? Ya got eadakhe or summin'

 

[bunnybreaker]

I tink dat Paypa breh cant handul all da reeel dawgs spittin shit. I bet he iz wun ov dem lame-ass bitchez wid no 'speriense in bed an sheeeeet.

 

[bunnybreaker]

L0LL0LMFAOBBQ!!!11!

d0 j00 gaiz tihnk taht t3h fuxxbuddehz iz liek, a w0rkabl s1tu4t10n??!

I me4n, i dun wna cr4p 0n teh fr13nd5h1p an stuf an stuf, but we dun wnat da gf/bf th1ng, but w3 liek 34ch othr & w3 b07h liek t3h sexx0rz!!!1!

(yeah, I know it's hard to believe anyone that can write like that has actually had sex with anyone other than themselves)

So, wat u gaiz th1nk frm xperi3nce?

 

[Doomsday Forte]

I'm getting an aneurysm too, PP.