1. leafeon34

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    As I mentioned in the thread title this is a serious question. It is not a joke thread. You're welcome to post whatever dumb shit you can think of but only after a serious discussion takes place.

    It's very hard to find unbiased information on this topic. Some websites say it needs to be at least 7 inches. I think this is bullshit made up to make guys think they have a deficiency and need to buy a product to correct it. Some say there's no such thing as too small and man's desire for a giant dick is just teenage stupidity. I think that while men are idiots who like to exaggerate the size of their dicks; claims that size doesn't matter are just fluff made up to make guys with small dicks feel better.

    According to some infographic I saw a few years ago the average size differs in different countries. Making a huge generalisation I'll say that the average size worldwide is about 5 inches. Normally when this topic is discussed, what actually gets discussed is "how small is too small?" but I also want to go in the opposite direction and discuss "how big is too big?" AFAIK penis enlargement methods can be categorised as either dangerous or ineffective. You're stuck with what you've got. If your thing is too small will you have better luck pleasing a shorter partner? If it's too big do you need someone taller?
     
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    Does a woman's bust size matter to a man? The same answer can pretty much be flipped back to describe dudes.
     
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    It does a bit to me, I don't like huge breasts though. :P

    The person matters more. My (possibly) gf is more cute than typical sexy.
     
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    I mean as long as you don't have a micro penis that's okay
    i mean sure more "could" be better
    but if you are close to average the most important thing isn't your size but what you do in bed

    forplay, kinky stuff and all

    Anyway women aren't just like dude sexualy, you don't just jerk it and it goes, you need to build tension and make them aroused, take your time and be intimate, that about it
    anyway idk metric system
    but as long as you are between 12 and 25 cm with an average width, you should be good
    really what matter the most is what you do in bed
     
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    that was rather detailed
     
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  6. Noctosphere

    Noctosphere Adoptive father of my kitty named Zelda
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    boobs size matters
    yes... big booooobs
     
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    You know, up until the last few sentences I was sure you were going to ask about phone screen sizes.
     
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    Up top dude


    Also 7 inch phones are legit a thing, damn
     
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    So, short is justice?

    I am so sorry
     
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    Dumb teen boys think "size" is everything


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    but women know that "skill and technique" is far more important than size


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    But what do I know? I get all my information from medieval hand-drawn porn....


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    ... that's porn... right?

    I'm sure it is. That's what I always see when I search for porn.
    I'm sure the "safe search" setting doesn't affect my results at all....
     
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    So do guys with bigger dicks risk hurting shorter girls? Do guys with smaller dicks provide more pleasure to shorter girls? After someone provides a serious answer to this question you can shitpost all you like.
     
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    Noctosphere Adoptive father of my kitty named Zelda
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    shit
     
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    Y'know I was about to say how the temp isnt the place to ask for love advice, but then I thought of the retarded special people of say Reddit or whatever other site that would actually take the effort to reply would probably give garbage advice or toot their own bananas. You might have gotten decent help here if the temp's constituency didn't consist of 9 year olds /s
     
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    Yes, women don't like your sword to be too big.

    At least, according to Cheech & Chong movies, which is where I get all my information:




    I mean, I assume that's correct.

    I... wouldn't actually know... :C


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    Noctosphere Adoptive father of my kitty named Zelda
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    nice sword
    even Ivy Valentine has a bigger one
     
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    There are many more mature members here who have provided serious and useful responses to similar questions in the past. And yes, there are lots of people who post stupid shit too, which is why I requested for a serious discussion first and shitposts later.
     
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    or maybe if it was posted in the serious forum :P
     
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    @Mr_Reaper Can you please stop posting replies that are several screens tall? The thumbnail embeds exist for a reason.

    It's entirely depending on the person, though. I myself don't care about bust size (unless they are unnaturally big, fuck that). For all I care, women can be flatter than a desk.
     
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    Only men torture themselves with the size of their dicks even if it's average, with your other question, I don't know mine is average, he told me it was big, people lie in bed, lube is important for those instances
     
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    I know, I Know I was just throwing shade at childish new users that demand exploits and stuff :ha:
     
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