o.k. here is a good one I made up that pissed a friend off a bit.
So I took some roofies and put them in a friend's drink. I duct taped him to the wall. his arms were free. I sliced open his arms with an old razor blade I found on the way to his house. I removed the bones from each arm and sat them in front of him. I put itching powder on his nose. for some extra laughs I put some inside his hollow arms before I stitched them back up. Eventually he woke up and couldn't itch nose because his arms were flappy. Man, was I cracking up. I started to wave his arm bone in front of his face then smacked him with it. He told me to get help or something or he'd call the cops. I brought him the phone and I said, go ahead. Dial. I started cracking up because I also sewed his fingers together. I was roflin'. not only that, he could not pick up the phone!!!
so what to do:
chloroform in school vents, go in with gas mask amputate their legs and put false legs, when they wake up ring the bell and they will try to leave and fall over. Then they have to use their arms to crawl out.
so yeah, as long as no one dies, ur safe.
So I took some roofies and put them in a friend's drink. I duct taped him to the wall. his arms were free. I sliced open his arms with an old razor blade I found on the way to his house. I removed the bones from each arm and sat them in front of him. I put itching powder on his nose. for some extra laughs I put some inside his hollow arms before I stitched them back up. Eventually he woke up and couldn't itch nose because his arms were flappy. Man, was I cracking up. I started to wave his arm bone in front of his face then smacked him with it. He told me to get help or something or he'd call the cops. I brought him the phone and I said, go ahead. Dial. I started cracking up because I also sewed his fingers together. I was roflin'. not only that, he could not pick up the phone!!!
so what to do:
chloroform in school vents, go in with gas mask amputate their legs and put false legs, when they wake up ring the bell and they will try to leave and fall over. Then they have to use their arms to crawl out.
so yeah, as long as no one dies, ur safe.