School appropriate "LOL" jokes

[Licardo7]

Three men walk into a bar.
The fourth one ducked.

I don't get this one.

 

[Exbaddude]

Three men walk into a bar.
The fourth one ducked.

I don't get this one.

Like a metal pole. Bar. xD

 

[Licardo7]

Three men walk into a bar.
The fourth one ducked.

I don't get this one.

Like a metal pole. Bar. xD

OOOOHHHH I get it now XD funny

 

[gblock247]

Three men walk into a bar.
The fourth one ducked.

I don't get this one.

Like a metal pole. Bar. xD

OOOOHHHH I get it now XD funny

 

[cardyology]

Two peedos on a beach,

one says to the other "get out of my sun"






















..................

 

[Costello]

[16:20:25] a hooker walks up to a very old man and says "I can give you some super sex."
[16:20:48] the old man thinks for a minute, and finally replies.. "well, i guess I'll take the soup."

mthr's originals!

 

[Jax]

A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.


"Have you any last requests?" asked the Chaplain.


"Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"

 

[War]

Two peedos on a beach,

one says to the other "get out of my sun"

..................

That was fucking hilarious

 

[Pizzaroo]

YO MAN WE HERD U LIEK ____ SO WE PUT A _____ IN YOUR ____ SO YOU CAN ______ WHILE YOU _____

 

[iritegood]

YO MAN WE HERD U LIEK ____ SO WE PUT A _____ IN YOUR ____ SO YOU CAN ______ WHILE YOU _____

Unfunny meme is unfunny.

 

[Balrogs.Pain]

“‘Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It’s just a filler. Sort of - it doesn’t really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after ‘I love you’ or ‘You’re going to live’ or ‘It’s a boy.’”
Demetri martins hilarious. . .

 

[tenchan4]

“‘Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It’s just a filler. Sort of - it doesn’t really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after ‘I love you’ or ‘You’re going to live’ or ‘It’s a boy.’”
Demetri martins hilarious. . .

Went through this whole thread. This was the only actual LOL I had.

 

[Densetsu]

YO MAN WE HERD U LIEK ____ SO WE PUT A _____ IN YOUR ____ SO YOU CAN ______ WHILE YOU _____

Unfunny meme is unfunny.

Spoiler: Xzibit gets pwned

 

[cupajoe]

YO MAN WE HERD U LIEK ____ SO WE PUT A _____ IN YOUR ____ SO YOU CAN ______ WHILE YOU _____

Unfunny meme is unfunny.

Spoiler: Xzibit gets pwned

You should project that image onto the wall or something. I just spit Kool aid all over my monitor. I'm sure it will work on them.

 

[cardyology]

Two peedos on a beach,

one says to the other "get out of my sun"

..................

That was fucking hilarious

Thanks

 

[Exbaddude]

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

The Russians used a pencil.

 

[fateastray]

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

The Russians used a pencil.

Mwhahahaha, it sounds familiar, but really funny!

also, ROFL to the Xzibit got owned picture!

Also, I've never had Koolaid in my life, and I want to know what the fuss is about! Anyone interested in airmailing me a bottle!?

 

[modshroom128]

I'm competing against 3 other people in a school event where I must make 4 randomly selected students spit out the koolaid which they will have in their mouth (laughing is the implied objective). My main obstacle is finding "LOL" jokes that are school appropriate that take less than 15 seconds. In fact I am almost convinced they don't exist. I intend to scare the crap out of one of them (proven to work!

), but I can't do that when the mic gets passed to me and I'd imagine the other 3 would catch on despite the fact that they are all facing away from each other. So yea, need sum jokes potent enough to make someone spit out a mouth full of liquid (or more dirty tricks besides starting a joke quietly and then shouting to startle them)

wtf? i didn't understand anything.

 

[Densetsu]

also, ROFL to the Xzibit got owned picture!

Also, I've never had Koolaid in my life, and I want to know what the fuss is about! Anyone interested in airmailing me a bottle!?

Kool-aid in its pure form is just a sour powder (you have to add your own sugar), and it comes in really small, light, flat packets that would be easy to mail. I like the cherry and tropical punch flavors.

Sorry, off-topic

 

[gblock247]

I used to drink Kool-Aid by the gallon when I was a kid....even saved up enough Kool-Aid points to get a Nintendo game back in the day (I think I got Yoshi, yeah bad choice I know, but I was a kid lol).