School appropriate "LOL" jokes

[Brian117]

Oh wow. I get it now.

Thanks Dino!

How could I miss that? xD. That's a good one.

 

[juggernaut911]

Ah...come on man... 9 secs, 8 secs, 7 secs.

lol, sex!

props on racist/stereo jokes

 

[dinofan01]

Oh wow. I get it now.

Thanks Dino!

How could I miss that? xD. That's a good one.

lol. I know. Its so simple yet so

 

[Hehe Moo]

>_> I genuinely think it's impossible. All the jokes need to be racist or rude to be hilarious these days..

 

[Licardo7]

how about Yo mama jokes? They work.................. sometimes.

 

[Smartpal]

Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and I’m afraid your going to die” Says the Doctor. The Man asks “How long do I have to live?” “Ten”, replies the Doctor. “What the hell does that mean”, the Man asks. “Ten Years, Ten Months, Ten weeks, What?” The Doctor Replies “Nine”

I LOL'd.

 

[Densetsu]

Are you allowed to show them a funny picture?

It only takes a second.

Fast and efficient...ninja-like

 

[Morgawr]

"Hey man, I pissed/masturbated in that koolaid. Tastes good?"

 

[Brian117]

"Hey man, I pissed/masturbated in that koolaid. Tastes good?"

Doesn't sound like school appropriate.

 

[Morgawr]

"Hey man, I pissed/masturbated in that koolaid. Tastes good?"

Doesn't sound like school appropriate.

uuhh.. What kind of school are we talking about here? I can tell you we do way (WAAAY) worse at school than that, with our teachers too... :|

 

[Sstew]

"Hey man, I pissed/masturbated in that koolaid. Tastes good?"

Doesn't sound like school appropriate.

uuhh.. What kind of school are we talking about here? I can tell you we do way (WAAAY) worse at school than that, with our teachers too... :|

Agreed there's a lot worse things said in my school.

 

[notnarb]

"Hey man, I pissed/masturbated in that koolaid. Tastes good?"

Doesn't sound like school appropriate.

uuhh.. What kind of school are we talking about here? I can tell you we do way (WAAAY) worse at school than that, with our teachers too... :|

Agreed there's a lot worse things said in my school.

School administrators tend to get a little more strict when you are in front of a crowd of 2000 people.

I did the even today, had zero jokes. Scaring didn't work as the people elected seemed relatively hard boiled and I completely forgot the fact that I had a banana peel in my pocket to slip on

. It was a kinda stupid event anyways, however I am still very curious if school appropriate "LOL" jokes exist

 

[Isaiah]

Hey whatchu lookin at. *swervs around* You're Checkin her out! Also your groin is bulging.

 

[Zenith94]

How about copy a joke from Red Vs Blue?

 

[Dack]

Nice and quick one.

Apparently terrorists have infiltrated the makers of Alphabeti Spaghetti and laced some tins with explosive.

If they go off it could spell disaster.

 

[MasterPenguin]

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some rum. The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?" "Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me."

Three men walk into a bar.
The fourth one ducked.
(This one takes awhile to get. Think about it for awhile.)

A string walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "Hey, you're a string aren't you? We don't serve strings here." The string goes in the bathroom, ties a knot on his head and fans it out, then goes and asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender looks at him suspiciously and asks, "You aren't a string, are you?" The string replies, "Frayed knot "

QUOTE

A man walks in to an empty bar and hears a voice say, "Hey, your hot." He asks the bartender what that was all about where the voice came from. The bartender points and says, "It's the peanuts, they're complimentary."

I love bar jokes. :|. Would they be "safe" in your school?

 

[Rod]

Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and I’m afraid your going to die” Says the Doctor. The Man asks “How long do I have to live?” “Ten”, replies the Doctor. “What the hell does that mean”, the Man asks. “Ten Years, Ten Months, Ten weeks, What?” The Doctor Replies “Nine”

Well, that made me LOL!

 

[Mangofett]

Thats a good idea. Start off with "I peed in that Kool-aid"

 

[xoinx]

"Hey man, I pissed/masturbated in that koolaid. Tastes good?"

i'd definitely spit it out if you said that

 

[unknownworlder]

Nice and quick one.

Apparently terrorists have infiltrated the makers of Alphabeti Spaghetti and laced some tins with explosive.

If they go off it could spell disaster.

That was a good joke, and I don't like puns.

I LOLED LIKE HELL.