RUMOR: Wii U to make waffles

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Mar 1, 2012
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    (IGN) A highly placed, confidential, super secretive source risked his job and his life today to tell us that the Wii U will be revolutionary in more ways then one. It will in fact be the first ever entertainment device in the history of humanity to make waffles while playing video games. A slot on the side will pop the waffles out nice and toasty for players to grab while playing. Unfortunately, there will not be any waffles on the the new tablet controller, as Nintendo found that it interfered with proper control -so gamers will still have to get off the couch to get the waffles. While waffles are awesome, this might become a serious downside in the plan, as people may not want to get up repeatedly in the middle of playing to get the waffles. However, our source says that Nintendo may release a 'Waffle Pad Pro' attachment later for the the controller after launch if this becomes a serious limitation. While the WPP may never see the light of day, our source told us at launch there will be different syrup expansion packs available that will fit in quite nicely with the waffles.


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    Blue waffles? :creep:
     
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    Oh god don't even get started with that. Seeing people Google them* while in school was too much for me.

    *While the teachers have monitoring software installed and running.
     
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    Well this is stupid, there is not even a mention of blueberry waffles, way to be stuck in the past Nintendo
     
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    What's so bad about blue waffle?? :creep:
     
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    I lick the waffles before eating them. :creep:
     
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    fuck waffles i want it to make pancakes!
     
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    NEW IDEA FOR NEW THREAD TIEM.

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    only if it makes Belgian Waffles
     
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    More news:

    IGN Director George Johnson
    While Nintendo have still been refusing to reply on the rumor that the Wii U is capable of making waffles, our sources have confirmed that the Wii U controller can in fact make sandwiches.
    So far they only have plans to make bread, ham and cheese.
    When we asked our sources to ask their other sources to ask Iwata he stated "Get off our fucking backs, we will add the Tomato Pro or something".
    The TP is thought to cost 2000§.
    When asked what § means, Reggie replied "What's wrong with you?"
    Iwata commented "Damnit can't I go to a public toilet without being asked a million questions!?"
    Stay tuned to IGN and we will give you more information once we get passed the restraining order sent by Nintendo.

     
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    well if im getting a sandwich, i prefer it to be with mayonnaise, beef, turkey, tomatoes, and not toasted. So it doesnt look like ill be getting the Wii U
     

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