From the people that made Don't Shit Your Pants comes Rogue Legacy. It's... a roguelike platformer mixed with Infinity Blade. It's uh... almost satirical in the way it describes and presents things, and a lot of the traits of your children actually affect what the game looks like (dyslexia scrambles UI text, colorblind makes the game monochrome, nearsighted makes stuff far away be blurred, etc.) while others affect gameplay in ways you may not expect at first. On sale right now for $12.