Homebrew [RELEASE] FakeBrick9

[Deleted member 373223]

I uploaded the source code to GitHub. Guess the Easter Egg search is over, huh?

https://github.com/Wolfvak/FakeBrick9 no release tho, you'll have to compile from source

what whas it? buttons to trigger it?

 

[A_Random_Guy]

what whas it? buttons to trigger it?

@MarcusD already made a hint

 

[Deleted member 373223]

@MarcusD already made a hint

marcusd posted what appear, not how to trigger it

 

[A_Random_Guy]

marcusd posted what appear, not how to trigger it

Any buttons will do the trick.

 

[Deleted member 373223]

Any buttons will do the trick.

ok...

 

[ertaboy356b]

me: Shows to family
family: Staring
me: It got bricked!
family: Still staring...

joke failed

They probably don't know what bricked means.

 

[zoogie]

They probably don't know what bricked means.

No, they're actually really knowledgeable and see than the bootrom text color is slightly off so they know it's fake.

 

[Wolfvak]

ok...

Seriously? Just read the source code, it's crystal clear. Even the function names give it away!

 

[anonymoose]

-snip-

 

[Wolfvak]

@Filo97

int main(){
    drawBrick(); // draw brick
    sleep(5000);
    u32 rnd = rand() % 20; // get random number between 0 and 19
    if (checkKeys() == 1 && rnd < 7) // if ANY key is pressed AND random number is 0-6 -> 35% chance (really bad, I know)
    {
        drawMenuHaxCrash(); // emulate menuhax
        sleep(500); // wait for a while
    }
    runIntegratedPayload(); // run chainloader payload, should load /NANDUnBricker.bin
    return 0;

You didn't have to make it THAT easy tho...

 

[Deleted member 373223]

ah

You didn't have to make it THAT easy tho...

i had already saw that! i just didn't thought IT was the easter egg.

 

[Wolfvak]

ah
i had already saw that! i just didn't thought IT was the easter egg.

What else could it be?
Just a little joke to remind us, the arm9loaderhax master race, of our dark days as menuhax peasants

 

[tvall]

the easter egg is so much faster than the real thing, its very obviously fake.

built the source without the brick screen and just the easter egg to look back on what life was like in those dark days, and its just too fast to feel authentic.

 

[Wolfvak]

the easter egg is so much faster than the real thing, its very obviously fake.

built the source without the brick screen and just the easter egg to look back on what life was like in those dark days, and its just too fast to feel authentic.

I didn't want to delay the boot any longer. This was just a joke, obviously not meant to represent The Real Deal (TM)

 

[tvall]

I didn't want to delay the boot any longer. This was just a joke, obviously not meant to represent The Real Deal (TM)

just read the code for the easter egg, and saw that i can just adjust the delays to make the timing right. now i just have to measure how long a menuhax boot really takes.

thanks for the fun toy btw.

 

[Wolfvak]

just read the code for the easter egg, and saw that i can just adjust the delays to make the timing right. now i just have to measure how long a menuhax boot really takes.

thanks for the fun toy btw.

You're welcome. Just make sure to cause a lot of chaos

 

[chaosrunner]

did someone say Chaos????

 

[Skyshadow101]

How do I uninstall this? Where is the nandunbricker.bin?

Sent from my Browser on a New 3DS XL with A9LH

 

[A_Random_Guy]

How do I uninstall this? Where is the nandunbricker.bin?

Sent from my Browser on a New 3DS XL with A9LH

To uninstall it, just replace the arm9loaderhax.bin with the CFW you're using

To make it boot a CFW or something, rename the arm9loaderhax.bin from your CFW to nanunbricker.bin

 

[Autz]

I've tried this and i just get white screen. How can this be if i can use apps like BootAnim9?

I'm using the no-SD fork which merges screeninit and no_screeninit.