Hardware Raspberry Pi Not Working

[Hambrew]

Lemme cut to the the chase:
Symptoms:

• RPi's microSD card won't read (and thus cannot boot)
• microSD card gets REALLY HOT when plugged into a PC
• Formatting doesn't work (card is corrupt)
• microSD card looks BENT?

Specs:

• microSD card: SanDisk Ultra, 32GB, microSD HC, UHS-I, Class 10
• Operating System: Retropie + Raspbian (PIXEL)
• Raspberry Pi: Raspberry Pi 3 Model B v1.2

Why is this happening?