How does the vagina of a cow feel like when it is giving birth to a fifty-seven millimeter 53 pound evangelion.
That's interesting, for, you see, relatively speaking, compared to the size of the whole body, human females have a larger vagina than cows.
I could really go for a pizza, or maybe some tacos.....perhaps even a satanic food ritual....decisions decisions
If I told people the Bill Murray, stole one of my fries and Wendy's then looked me in the eye and said "no one will ever believe you" would they believe me?
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
