Random Thoughts Thread

[Flame]

I Hate when i singing a song and someone corrects me.... I'm like "bitch what if I was freestyling."

 

[Black-Ice]

What would I do if I walked into the Illuminati HQ...

 

[SinHarvest24]

I wonder if PG will sex me...

 

[AlanJohn]

How does the vagina of a cow feel like when it is giving birth to a fifty-seven millimeter 53 pound evangelion.

 

[ouch123]

How does the vagina of a cow feel like when it is giving birth to a fifty-seven millimeter 53 pound evangelion.

Now this is all I can think about.

 

[Veho]

How does the vagina of a cow feel like when it is giving birth to a fifty-seven millimeter 53 pound evangelion.

That's interesting, for, you see, relatively speaking, compared to the size of the whole body, human females have a larger vagina than cows.

 

[Fear Zoa]

I could really go for a pizza, or maybe some tacos.....perhaps even a satanic food ritual....decisions decisions

 

[Santee]

If I told people the Bill Murray, stole one of my fries and Wendy's then looked me in the eye and said "no one will ever believe you" would they believe me?

 

[ComeTurismO]

Cats.

 

[finkmac]

How does the vagina of a cow feel like when it is giving birth to a fifty-seven millimeter 53 pound evangelion.

It doesn't.

 

[nukeboy95]

I Hate when i singing a song and someone corrects me.... I'm like "bitch what if I was freestyling."

 

[Pleng]

No matter how hard I try I just can't seem to imagine a world without hypothetical situations...

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

One thing kids like is to be tricked.
For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland,
but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.
"Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."
He cried and cried,
but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland,
but it was getting pretty late.

 

[Deleted-236924]

Why was there a random hat in the middle of the road?

 

[ProtoKun7]

Wearing my bow tie and braces today, why did that man think I was dressed like an American?

 

[Gahars]

We apparently have some really, really dumb thoughts.

 

[Coltonamore]

Man that part in conkers bad fur day whare you have to make the cows poop is weird.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Pepto, Gizmo, Diareha!

 

[Pleng]

I have never read the stickies

 

[Veho]

We apparently have some really, really dumb thoughts.

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