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I Hate when i singing a song and someone corrects me.... I'm like "bitch what if I was freestyling."
 

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How does the vagina of a cow feel like when it is giving birth to a fifty-seven millimeter 53 pound evangelion.
That's interesting, for, you see, relatively speaking, compared to the size of the whole body, human females have a larger vagina than cows.
 

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I could really go for a pizza, or maybe some tacos.....perhaps even a satanic food ritual....decisions decisions :unsure:
 

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If I told people the Bill Murray, stole one of my fries and Wendy's then looked me in the eye and said "no one will ever believe you" would they believe me?
 

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One thing kids like is to be tricked.
For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland,
but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.
"Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."
He cried and cried,
but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland,
but it was getting pretty late.
 
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Why was there a random hat in the middle of the road?
 
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