Post your jokes thread

[x65943]

Tbh it's not good for you to worship the devil this much or eat so much chicken wings

 

[MPRTwice]

Tbh it's not good for you to worship the devil this much or eat so much chicken wings

so just eat chiken wings instead then, mr. "worship the devil" being on your mind.

 

[x65943]

Wow dude, no I don't think it's cool you like to imagine Jesus and the devil making out on top of you at the taekwondo gym

Man, you need to go to confession

 

[MPRTwice]

"the devil making out" - a combat sports fan.

 

[x65943]

No I don't think it's a good idea to play dress up with Satan and wear a pink dress

But if that's how you get your jollies, well hey who am I to judge

 

[MPRTwice]

"play dress up with Satan and wear a pink dress" - a combat sports fan's mind

your ideas are weird, and yet ineffective.

 

[x65943]

Oh gOD he actually posted the photo of him in the dress

Mate keep that to your grindr profile geez

 

[MPRTwice]

Oh gOD he actually posted the photo of him in the dress

Mate keep that to your grindr profile geez

"him in the dress" another thing on your mind.

 

[x65943]

Please capitalize the name of gOD

No wonder the devil keeps having to save you when gOD gives you sepsis

 

[MPRTwice]

Please capitalize the name of gOD

No wonder the devil keeps having to save you when gOD gives you sepsis

"the devil keeps having to save" - you have quite a bit on your mind that I do not.

 

[x65943]

You know, I'm glad the devil is looking out for you

He even gave you some nice chicken wings to eat for dinner

The devil is a nice guy after all

I have to apologize to him

 

[MPRTwice]

You know, I'm glad the devil is looking out for you

He even gave you some nice chicken wings to eat for dinner

The devil is a nice guy after all

I have to apologize to him

"I have to apologize to him" - more on your mind, many are learning of your mindset.

 

[x65943]

You are more of a broken record than your devil pal

Geesh, at least ask the devil to give you some better lines than that

But I guess the sepsis has been messing with your head

 

[MPRTwice]

You are more of a broken record than your devil pal

Geesh, at least ask the devil to give you some better lines than that

But I guess the sepsis has been messing with your head

"devil pal" your mind sees him as a pal. Hmm.

 

[x65943]

"AutoCAD pro is my new Jesus" I see what's on your mind

Hmm, a true sims connoisseur

 

[hippy dave]

I'm reporting you both to God for threadshitting.

 

[Veho]

 

[Lostbhoy]

I recently went on a barging holiday. I don't have a boat, I just like pushing people into canals!

 

[BakerMan]

this is a really bad and inappropriate joke: satan.

another bad inappropriate joke: combat sports.

And another bad one: x65943's AutoCAD and chain-snapping skills, as backed by his (lack of) proof.

if those are what you consider jokes then you really need to get yo sense of humor checked dawg ToT </3 /\ (i don't have emojis on pc so i had to type out the crying emoji, heartbroken emoji and praying emoji)

 

[MPRTwice]

"AutoCAD pro is my new Jesus" I see what's on your mind

Hmm, a true sims connoisseur

Actually, I was just discussing how a student died from my classroom. The principal called me in the evening and I was informed that he took his own life. I was too tired to stand up the day he passed away, so that is why I train and push myself in academics and exercise so much.