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[Veho]

How to defend yourself of crime on Minneapolis:
-do not walk alone, give anything you have to the robber, do not defend yourself even if you life is at risk.

I live in Florida ... We call 911 so they know where the body is. They're very strict about littering.

 

[K3Nv4]

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This is a robbery, give me all your legos.

 

[K3Nv4]

My original hardware isn't dumb, it's just broken and can't read.

 

[K3Nv4]

Fact: cats like to be categorized

 

[impeeza]

Fact: cats like to be categorized

False, 30% of cats hate be categorized they are hatecats, 10% can care less they are carelesscats, 25% are happy to be categorized they are ExitingCats, and 35% of cats didn't answered they are aphaticats.

 

[K3Nv4]

False, 30% of cats hate be categorized they are hatecats, 10% can care less they are carelesscats, 25% are happy to be categorized they are ExitingCats, and 35% of cats didn't answered they are aphaticats.

I'm not CATching on

 

[impeeza]

The referee from the last football game gets home, and his mother asks him:

«How did the match go for you?»

He replies: «It went well for me, but for you... not so much.»

 

[Veho]

He replies: «It went well for me, but for you... not so much.»

"Speak for yourself "

 

[Veho]

If watermelons are full of water, what are kumquats full of?

 

[AncientBoi]

If watermelons are full of water, what are kumquats full of?

guess

 

[Veho]

Pith