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My guess is this joke works better in French, do you guys regularly call the west "occident"? Because although you can call it that in English, it's very dated and rare
We usually dont, except when talking about western country in general, we will talk about "the occident"
 
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In English 99% of americans probably couldn't define occident tbh
ftfy
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Three kids argue to determine who is the best child
The youngest says :
Making childs is like making pancakes
The first time it's total garbage, the second it's barely edible and the third it's perfect

The middle one says :
Nah, making childs is like learning to ride a bike
The first time you fail, the second time you succeed and the third time you think you are so good that you just fail even harder

The elder says :
No no no, childs are like snowstorm
The first time you are very excited, second time you are disgusted, and the third time, you are exhausted, you just want it to fucking leave
 
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what do non-binary ninjas do to their ennemies?

they/them (they slash them)
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what currency do pornstar get paid in?

in cum
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@JuanMena maybe you'll get that joke

How many mexican do you need to (place any job you see fit)?
just Juan
 
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Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it


Why are gays being so rude?
Because they are f*cking assholes

How does a muslim close the door?
Islams it
 
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A naked man arrives at the costume party with a girl on his back.
"I'm a turtle", he says
"Who's on your back?"
"Thats Michelle."
Definitely not stolen
 
an engineer, a biologist and mathmatician are standing in front of an empty house

two person go in, and little while later, three comes out

The engineer says "It means our original assumptions were wrong"

The biologist says "No, it means they reproduced"

The mathematician says "No, it means one person has to go in so that the house will be empty again"
 
an engineer, a biologist and mathmatician are standing in front of an empty house

two person go in, and little while later, three comes out

The engineer says "It means our original assumptions were wrong"

The biologist says "No, it means they reproduced"

The mathematician says "No, it means one person has to go in so that the house will be empty again"
man, I nocted big time!
 
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