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[Noctosphere]

My guess is this joke works better in French, do you guys regularly call the west "occident"? Because although you can call it that in English, it's very dated and rare

We usually dont, except when talking about western country in general, we will talk about "the occident"

 

[Veho]

My guess is this joke works better in French, do you guys regularly call the west "occident"?

Only on accident

 

[impeeza]

We usually dont, except when talking about western country in general, we will talk about "the occident"

Only in English. In Spanish we use occidente y oriente for West and East

 

[x65943]

In English 99% of people probably couldn't define occident tbh

 

[Noctosphere]

In English 99% of americans probably couldn't define occident tbh

ftfy

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Three kids argue to determine who is the best child
The youngest says :
Making childs is like making pancakes
The first time it's total garbage, the second it's barely edible and the third it's perfect

The middle one says :
Nah, making childs is like learning to ride a bike
The first time you fail, the second time you succeed and the third time you think you are so good that you just fail even harder

The elder says :
No no no, childs are like snowstorm
The first time you are very excited, second time you are disgusted, and the third time, you are exhausted, you just want it to fucking leave

 

[Noctosphere]

what do non-binary ninjas do to their ennemies?

Spoiler

they/them (they slash them)

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what currency do pornstar get paid in?

Spoiler

in cum

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@JuanMena maybe you'll get that joke

How many mexican do you need to (place any job you see fit)?

Spoiler

just Juan

 

[Noctosphere]

Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?

Spoiler

The white guy actually did it

Why are gays being so rude?

Spoiler

Because they are f*cking assholes

How does a muslim close the door?

Spoiler

Islams it

 

[Veho]

How many mexican do you need to (place any job you see feet)?

Spoiler

just Juan

Fixed

 

[x65943]

When I lived in New Orleans and had a slum lord, a pest control guy told another tenant that “the only reason this house is still standing is because the termites are holding hands”.

 

[The Catboy]

Deez nutz are a joke

 

[Xdqwerty]

A naked man arrives at the costume party with a girl on his back.
"I'm a turtle", he says
"Who's on your back?"
"Thats Michelle."
Definitely not stolen

 

[impeeza]

A naked man arrives at the costume party with a girl on his back.
"I'm a turtle", he says
"Who's on your back?"
"Thats Michelle."
Definitely not stolen

I am doing a total Nocto

 

[Xdqwerty]

I am doing a total Nocto

Michelle=my shell

 

[impeeza]

Michelle=my shell

dumb of my

 

[Noctosphere]

My neighbour started yelling in the street that if he catches the person who is stealing his clothes, he will kill him and nobody will find his body. when I heard that, I shat his pants.

 

[Noctosphere]

A vegan, a non-binairian and a feminist jump off a very high cliff to see who will crash first. Who wins?

Spoiler

society

 

[Noctosphere]

an engineer, a biologist and mathmatician are standing in front of an empty house

two person go in, and little while later, three comes out

The engineer says "It means our original assumptions were wrong"

The biologist says "No, it means they reproduced"

The mathematician says "No, it means one person has to go in so that the house will be empty again"

 

[impeeza]

an engineer, a biologist and mathmatician are standing in front of an empty house

two person go in, and little while later, three comes out

The engineer says "It means our original assumptions were wrong"

The biologist says "No, it means they reproduced"

The mathematician says "No, it means one person has to go in so that the house will be empty again"

man, I nocted big time!

 

[Noctosphere]

One of my best childhood memory is when I was building sandcastles with my grandfather. But my mom would always ruin my fun by taking the urn away

 

[Noctosphere]

Empires were ruled by emperors
Kingdoms were ruled by kings
But today, we have countries......