


Because it's not made to swim but to be worn in order to take sexy pics and post them on OF


Offcourse, that is why the suit have GUCCI on it, is a "night party dress"Everyone knows that you swim in one swimsuit, then change out of it when you get out of the water so that the cold damp clothes wouldn't give you an UTI, and change into a dry swimsuit for lounging. This is that swimsuit.
Wait until you hear about tennis shoesOffcourse, that is why the suit have GUCCI on it, is a "night party dress"
It will never surpass the glory of Bubba Ho-Tep.