Boa springs into action.
You know those
"electric circuit as water pipes" analogies?
I thought those were for illustration purposes only.
Huh.
Cats have no concept of YOLO.
Na na na na na na na na...
And then the two dogs are like
"Every week this show looks better to me."
"Every week your eyesight gets worse."
"I've got half a mind to leave."
"If you had half a mind, you wouldn't be here."
"I now realize television has one major advantage over a live stage show."
"What's that?"
"A television you can turn off!"