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[KotaInka2]

Damn, those are pretty funny, but I'd have to say that Resident Koopa 1 is my favorite. That one is hilarious.

 

[enjoi]

hrh yeah resident koopa was funny. pat (the noob) survived the expert stage and he came back with a motorcycle and a shotgun. haha that was awesome.

. . .enjoi

 

[owlman]

 

[GoodKupo]

Well here 1
Click me
It diffent
And here is Mario whereing a black suit
Click me plz

 

[enjoi]

you already posted that up goodkupo.

enjoi

 

[CLu`]

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!!!!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. " I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

 

[Tempest Stormwin]

Clu, I usually never laugh at blonde jokes, but that one made me laugh loud enough to wake my brother! Wonderful!

-Tempest out.-

 

[owlman]

http://www.greentara-redlayla.com/bloodninja.html

 

[Hexidecimal]

waaaay back on page one someone mentions http://www.homestarrunner.com the guys who made that site went to my highschool

 

[CLu`]

Tempest it had me going for awhile too.

LMAO owlman that was some of the funniest chat I have ever read. I couldn't stop laughing especially when he went back chatting with that Britney girl.

 

[dice]

God damn that was funny clu. Where did you get it from? or did you make it up?

 

[Deleted User]

Check this.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=b...=barney2pac.wmv

 

[CLu`]

I got that joke in an email.

 

[GoodKupo]

A funny WarCraft 3 thing

Dreadlord: The time has come…. mwhahaahahaahhha-cough, hack, cough, hahahhahah!

Death Knight: Want a cough drop?

Dreadlord: No, I’m fine. Nothing like a fatal lung disease to get the old heart pumping.

Death Knight: What are we doing here, anyway?

Dreadlord: That’s a good idea…oh, right. Ahem, hand me the relic!

Death Knight: I’m right next to you, no need to scream it in my ear. Why are you always so melodramatic?

Dreadlord: How dare you judge me? We’ve only been journeying together for one day.

Death Knight: And yet I was forced to listen to your life story three times. I think I know enough to judge.

Dreadlord: Yes, this relic shall bring this village down. Mwahaaha…. I better not finish that laugh…it might be the death of me! Ahaahahhahahaha—cough, cough! Ugh…. plop.

Death Knight: Great, the idiot fainted again. No, don’t get an antidote for your fatal disease, let ME continuously death coil you. Well let me tell you; it doesn’t work on the ladies, just stop pretending. They don’t get attracted by it anymore.

Dreadlord: …ugh…help…brain…bleeding from sudden loss of circulation...

Death Knight: Funny, I never thought an idiot like you would have blood pumping into your brain. Oh, very well! Death Coil!

With that incantation, the Dreadlord is able to get up and feels good as new.

Dreadlord: Now, it is time to turn this ancient relic on.

Death Knight: Well, it seems my day of traveling with you is finally paying off. Ah, now I’ll witness some truly evil deed.

Dreadlord: I must read the relic…I must learn how to operate it…ah, here. It says: Sony Portable Stereo…yes, the name even sounds mighty…and evil!

Dreadlord: INFERNAL!

The Dreadlord waves his arms, lifts up into the air with his mighty wings and…

Death Knight: Fascinating, you can fly. And…that’s it?

Dreadlord: …I waved my arms the wrong way. Sorry. INFERNAL!

This time the dreadlord summons correctly, and the sky gives a mighty crack! The heavens open up and seem to bow down before the might of a furious green meteorite streaking toward the base of the cliff, where the dreadlord and death knight are standing.

Death Knight: You moron! You cast it right on top of us! It’s going to land right—

The death knight fails to finish his sentence, as an earth shattering meteor lands right on top of the two…and thus an infernal is born.

Infernal: ?

Dreadlord: …uhh…below you…

Death Knight: Get him off me…

The Infernal gets up, and his molten, green, fiery body stands at least 10 feet tall.

Dreadlord: …Should I be bleeding from that place?

Death Knight: Funny, I never knew my leg could bend the other way…

Dreadlord: Well, it’s been summoned. I’ll just activate the relic, thus giving my infernal extra power…and then…that village will burn!

The dreadlord looks over the relic, and screams: Sony! Activate! But to no avail.

Death Knight: Try pressing the “on” button…dolt.

The Dreadlord flips the button in the “on” position, and from it comes the most unearthly sound the world has ever heard.

“Burn baby burn baby burn! Burn baby, burn baby burn! It’s the disco Infernal! Burn baby burn baby burn! It’s burning now!
To my surprise, yes! 10 feet high, burning night n day, an unstoppable infernal, coming your way!
The infernal was moving, grooving to the beat, and someone yelled out:
Burn baby, burn baby burn; it’s the disco Infernal! Burn that mother down! Burn baby burn baby, burn…”

Death Knight: Oh my…Ner’Zhul have mercy, the infernal’s dancing!

Dreadlord: More like boogying down, I would say…

Death Knight: Sigh, it's Saturday Night and I have a Fever...

After 3 minutes of observing the total chaos around them...

Death Knight: Do you realize what you’ve done! You just summoned a huge infernal near a heavily populated village, created a crater the size of Azeroth, made the biggest racket since the 2nd war the humans had with the orcs, and now the Infernal is dancing on the mayors front lawn! Do you know what this means! Half of the sliver hand paladin order will be here any minute, to hunt us down!

Silver Hand Paladin: Did someone mention us?

Lo and behold, 20 paladins have converged on the two hapless undead heroes.

Death Knight: Crap.

And so, with the Infernal off dancing on the mayor’s front lawn, and 20 fully trained paladins surrounding the two Undead Heroes, their situation looks bleak. Will they get away safely in time to star in the next chapter?

Silver Hand Paladin: Not if I can help it.

 

[Bushikatagi005]

Thats pretty funny

-Eiketsu-

 

[GoodKupo]

^That spam

 

[Tempest Stormwin]

Kupo: Don't reply to spam, especially not with more spam.

Okay, my newest submission...

-Tempest out.-

 

[Bushikatagi005]

Ok I dont mean to start anything, but Clu` says I just got that joke in an email, and thats not spam right... OK you can delete this post now.





-Eiketsu-

 

[enjoi]

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!!!!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. " I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

HAHAHA omg clu' that was funny!

ok heres another few blonde jokes. these arent as funny as clu's though.

two blondes are walking on a hike in the woods when one blonde stops at a bunch of tracks and says, "Look at these deer tracks!" and the other blonde comes and says, "those arent deer tracks. they're bear tracks." they argue about what animal made the tracks for a while. after a few minutes, they are still arguing above the tracks and a train runs them both over.


Two blondes go shopping at a mall. they get out of the car and lock the door. one blonde says, "shoot! i left the keys in there! how do we get them?" the other blonde says, "im a master at jacking cars. so i'll be able to unlock this car's door with a hair pin." she takes out a hair pin from her hair and sticks it in the key hole trying to unlock it. the other blonde says, "i think you'd better hurry! its about to start raining..." the other blonde says, "arg. this convertable is really hard to pick...."

enjoi

 

[GoodKupo]

Here part 2 of that WarCraft 3 thing

With 20 fully trained Paladins circling the two Undead heroes, their demise is almost guaranteed. The wind whistles in the cold night, and owls hoot mournfully, the only observers of the dark ones deaths. The two hapless heroes are trapped, with no way out at all. The Paladins don’t show any expression, yet you can see the look of triumph in their eyes. Their very being squeals with glee, as they are about to rid the world of 2 evil beings…

Paladin 1: The end has come, death knight! It’s over! Your reign of madness and chaos ends tonight!

Death Knight: What the hell are you talking about? I’ve only been a death knight for a day, and you have never chased me anywhere. So, therefore I can’t possibly leave a trail! Don’t forget my “reign” of chaos only started when I came along with this moron, and as you can see, he didn’t do very well.

Paladin 1: I can’t believe you used to be a paladin…why did you turn toward the darkness?

Death Knight: Well, it all started when I began my first patrol route in a small village…the citizens waved at me, and sometimes one of them engaged me in a friendly conversation. As I was finishing my first patrol, I came across a child…the bastard!

Paladin 2: What happened?

Death Knight: He threw a rock at me. I looked at him, and all he did was laugh. Then all his little friends joined in…and…sob, that’s not even the worst part! They started pointing at me, and started chanting "go build a church we don’t need you!"

Paladin 9: ...I like building churches...

Paladin 2: …then what did you do?

Death Knight: I slayed them all! Little Jimmy went first…I ripped his lungs out…then the rest of the insolent children were killed as well. I then began purging the entire village, because people were giving my funny looks! It’s not my fault my hammer and armor was splayed with blood and bone fragments! So what if I was carrying one of the child’s head ? They shouldn’t have looked…no, they shouldn’t have looked, sob!

The Death Knight starts sobbing uncontrollably, and hides his face.

Death Knight: Don’t look at me! Sob! Don’t look!

Paladin 2: …This guy has some very serious issues…

Paladin 1: He killed them all because a child threw a rock at him…?

Paladin 3: Poor, twisted demented freak; we better put him out of his misery.

Dreadlord: No you will not! I won’t let you kill my cohort! You’ll have to go through me first!

Paladin 1: You and what army?

Dreadlord: This army! INFERNAL!

Just then, a dark shadowy figure pops out of a nearby bush and says:

Necromancer: More mana is required!

Dreadlord: What the—hey! Get over here and help me!

Necromancer: Yeah whatever. They only pay me to announce things, not to fight. Good luck though, I’ll be rooting for you silently in a nearby bush!

And with that the necromancer disappears without a single trace…

Paladin 4: Should we go after him?

Paladin 5: No, he left a trail a blind man could see. He’s dragging his robe across a field of mud and whistling loudly…we’ll get him later.

Dreadlord: Fools! While I can’t summon a mighty infernal, I can still use my primary weapon—my claws! Dreadlords nails are capable of tearing through any substance!

Before anyone could see it coming, the Dreadlord swiftly moves in action. He sneaks up behind a paladin and strikes with his mighty unholy nails!

Dreadlord: Oww! Damn it, I broke a nail!

Paladin 3: Ok, now I’m getting bored. We’ve got to end their torment quickly, before we’re forced to undergo another one of the dreadlords horrifying attacks.

The Paladins pause a while and…

All Paladins, in unison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Much to everyone’s surprise, the death knight recovers from his sobbing. He wipes a tear from his eyes and says:

Death Knight: Even unholy beings with every intent on causing corruption and chaos while killing everything in their path and laughing hysterically at the unnatural screams their victims cry out when they beg for their lives as their livers are torn out from their knee…have a heart. A black, rotten heart, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have feelings!

Paladin 5: We better take care of the dreadlord first…he seems a bit less psychotic.

All 20 paladins turn their attention to the dreadlord and start raising their hammers…

Dreadlord: Ha! How can you cast Holy Light if you’re all sleeping? Now! Sleep…

The dreadlord waves his arms at each and everyone of them, then…

Dreadlord: …..zzzzzzzzz…..snore….

Paladin 8: …he put himself to sleep…that’s kind of sad…

Death Knight: You’re looking at the idiot who summoned an Infernal on top of himself. What did you expect from him?

All Paladins once again raise their hammers and open their books. They prepare to use a mass Holy Light on the dreadlord.

All Paladins: HOLY LIGHT!

Night turns into day as 20 simultaneous holy lights hit the dreadlord. A great flash of light, brighter than the sun itself, temporarily blinds everyone. When the artificial daylight succumbs to the darkness of night, everyone looks at the dreadlord and to their surprise!

Dreadlord: …what was that?

Paladin 4: ….we didn’t kill him? That’s impossible! You can fry a seal with one holy light so…uh…oops.

All Paladins look at Paladin 4.

Paladin 1: How would you know that one can fry a seal? …I hope you didn’t try it…

Paladin 4: Uh, no. I never did that…yeah, never did. I was holding that seal corpse…for…a friend, yeah that’s right, my friend. Eh, heh.

Paladin 2: I don’t believe you.

Paladin 4: Oh look! A three headed ghoul! Gotta go!

With that said, the paladin makes haste, away from all the others. Just then, a knight pops out of a nearby tree, falls 10 feet down with his horse, lands on his head, gets up and says:

Knight: Our allies’ hero has hallucinated!

Paladin 3: What the hell kind of a report was that?

Knight: Oh, go jump off a cliff you old fart. So this is the appreciation I get after years of saying things like, “Our allies town is under siege!” , and “Our hero has fallen!” Well you can go straight to hell! Next time you’ll want to know how many farms you need to build I’ll tell you to shove off! Yeah that’s right! “Build more farms and shove them straight up your—“

Paladin 3: Yes, I get the picture. Why don’t you make yourself useful and hunt down the necromancer?

Knight: My warhorse is tired. I cannot go anywhere.

Paladin 4: It fell out of a tree…it looks dead to me.

Knight, dragging his horse into a nearby tree: Oh, that’s rich! Ha, my horse is just fine! Nothing like a good coma to lift your morale up, eh Betsy?

The Knight gallops away…except the horse is on his back since it’s in a deep coma…

Paladin: Now, where were we? Hey!

Death Knight: Ha! That minor distraction provided me with ample time to do this!

The Death Knight procures a small silver ball and drops it on the ground. A large puff of thick, gray smoke emits from the object.

Death Knight: Mwahahaha! That smoke bomb is so evil , you’ll never find me in it’s thick smoke! I’ll be gone by the time…it…oh crap.

Alas, the smoke bomb was the cheap kind, and only lasted about 10 seconds…leaving the death knight rooted to the same spot he dropped the bomb. But wait a minute! The dancing infernal is back! Intrigued by the bright flash of 20 holy lights previously cast on its master it has now returned, looking furious to find paladins circling its creator!

Paladin 10: …this doesn’t look good.

Will the magic immune infernal defeat the dastardly paladins? Will the Death Knight finally be able to escape with his Dreadlord cohort? And what has become of the stunned, yet still alive (well, alive in the undead sense) dreadlord, who continues to look only mildly injured, even though he was hit with 20 holy lights? Find out the answers to all these questions in the next chapter of Undead Follies.

Dreadlord: …Pretty lights…

Death Knight: Whatca talkin ‘bout Dreadlord!