Worst thing is, if he says "it doesnt fit", it doesn't mean that "condoms are too small for his peepee" if you know what i mean
To the guys with a foot fetish:
Let me tell you at first glance i thought it was a sunburn..
A little «funny», I am reading this just now:
Somehow I never considered that apart from the few ladies that chose a pen name or similar, every surname comes from a man