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My first Thought was - Jurassic Park - fiction - now Reality- very bad Idea.:D
It's actually quite impossible to reverse engineer dinosaur dna.
Have you heard about the classic "Which came first? Egg or Chicken?" thing?
Well... it first came the egg, as in the egg the embryo get's the dna and genetic information to produce the chicken.

To produce a dinosaur, you have to find a compatible animal whose dna can produce dinosaur dna.
It get's complicated from here because there's a thing called Evolutive Recapitulation.
When the human embryo is forming in the mom's belly, the human body sort of passes through every evolutionary step. Ever wondered why human embryos has tails when they're forming?
Creating a dinosaur embryo is a lot harder because we have to go from a completely evolved embryo to his "retro" step when he was a dinosaur and sort of maintain the embryo there to keep evolving into a dinosaur.


Not gonna lie I have no fucking clue who the hell that is or what she is famous for :)
That's because you're a girl... I suppose...
Every man has a crush on Aubrey... the only thing is that most of men doesn't know that.

EDIT: Fucking dyslexia!
 
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No wonder some bears are so angry.

I once spent a day swimming on a volcanic sand beach, sand got everywhere which I was less than thrilled about. Constant dirt pushing...
 
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