I got in trouble over the weekend
Maybe it was just the catchy themetune that played over that, right earworm that is
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Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whomever a spider can.
shoots a web any size
If you're not careful between your eyes.
Look out! Here comes the Spiderman.
Is he strong, is he hard?
He's got radioactive blood
Does he swing, what about head?
Take a look at his bed.
Hey there! There blows the Spiderman.
In the chill of the night,
at the scene of the clim(ax)
Like a streak of "light"
He "arrives" just in time!
Spiderman, Spiderman,
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman.
Wealth and fame, he's ignored—
Action is his reward.
To him,
Life is a great big bang-fest—
Wherever there's a schoolgirl hang-out,
You'll find the Spiderman!
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