Ooooh, here's the food.
Oh my, this looks absolutely wonderful.
Could I just bother you for a glass of water please? Thank you.
"Oooh oooh food food!"
Henry, behave.
"Yes dear."
Don't just shove your face into the plate like you haven't eaten for days.
"Yes dear."
"I wonder, if we take leftovers home would it be called a
human bag?"
That's... a pretty good question, actually.
And then there are these guys: