post here funny pictures

[hippy dave]

 

[Veho]

 

[AncientBoi]

Wow McDonalds have really expanded their menu
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You did this?

 

[Veho]

Door corner. "Doorner."

 

[AncientBoi]

Door corner. "Doorner."

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That, or somebody's FAILURE at Minecraft

 

[hippy dave]

You did this?

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Straight (sorry) answer: no I don't particularly like being called David.

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[Veho]

Straight (sorry) answer: no I don't particularly like being called David.

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Yeah but Google sucks donkeyballs dickpenis these days so...

1 liter of almond milk contains 1 cup of almonds and 3 cups of water.

A cup of almonds contains 100 almond kernels.

Depending on who you ask*, it takes about 12 liters of water to grow one almond kernel (thirsty motherfuckers, ain't they?).

So it takes 1200 liters of water to grow enough almonds to make a liter of almond milk.



* https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1470160X17308592

 

[hippy dave]

Yeah but Google sucks donkeyballs dickpenis these days so...

1 liter of almond milk contains 1 cup of almonds and 3 cups of water.

A cup of almonds contains 100 almond kernels.

Depending on who you ask*, it takes about 12 liters of water to grow one almond kernel (thirsty motherfuckers, ain't they?).

So it takes 1200 liters of water to grow enough almonds to make a liter of almond milk.



* https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1470160X17308592

Damn, dickpenis is literally the worst kind of penis

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[AncientBoi]

Yeah but Google sucks donkeyballs dickpenis these days so...

Damn, dickpenis is literally the worst kind of penis

I heard a wonderful word, so I came a runnin'

So, what's up guys?

 

[hippy dave]

I heard a wonderful word, so I came a runnin'

So, what's up guys?

Coming while running sounds messy and potentially dangerous ngl

 

[CoolMe]

 

[Veho]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[impeeza]

My face on the first date!

 

[JuanMena]

My face on the first date!

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The way she eats reminds me to this... wait for it... EOF SO SONG!

 

[impeeza]

I did Think exactly the same!!!

 

[JuanMena]

I did Think exactly the same!!!

"Que te mantenga el gobierno, vaya forma de tragar."

 

[impeeza]

And this one remembered me to «Menudo's Subete a mi moto»
Ha ha ha

 

[CoolMe]

 

[impeeza]

The last one, I promise!