PM random people with confessions.

[Noitora]

Feel free to spam me too

 

[Awdofgum]

i shot the deputy ;-;

Ask him if he shot the sheriff as well.

Oh wait..

— The Deputy was shot first! — Extreme Bad Ass

 

[Tux']

I once fapped to a Coca Cola ad

um... Mmkay...?

 

[playallday]

Hey, PM me!

 

[updowners]

There seems to be more people asking for pm's rather than pm's actually being sent.

 

[Twiffles]

I often fantasize about long conversations with girls I'm attracted to, and memorize phrases from them for use later. Ten minutes later, I realize how cheesy they are and thank myself I didn't use them for real.

I'll be one to admit, I've done the same sorts of things too. :x
Goes beyond just attraction, even for stuff like interviews too. Except I try to "go through the dialog tree"–if you will–when I'm talking to whoever. I usually then totally drop saying whatever response/line on the spot because it felt/feels odd to say.

 

[Domination]

I need entertainment...

 

[Hadrian]

I have sat through the 10 minute YouTube video of annoying Navi saying Hey! Listen!

 

[Law]

I have an extremely tough time talking to people over the telephone, and will usually avoid it at all costs.

 

[Demonbart]

i shot the deputy ;-;

Ask him if he shot the sheriff as well.

Oh wait..

— The Deputy was shot first! — Extreme Bad Ass

No, Bob shot the sheriff, but not the deputy.

 

[ProtoKun7]

i shot the deputy ;-;

Ask him if he shot the sheriff as well.

Oh wait..

— The Deputy was shot first! — Extreme Bad Ass

No, Bob shot the sheriff, but not the deputy.

So this guy shot the deputy, alright? The guy who shot the sheriff couldn't shoot the deputy because he was already shot.

 

[B-Blue]

im sick of Dommy talking about music all the time.

 

[Hadrian]

I tasted my own jizz once

Are they shitting me?

 

[Hadrian]

I played Land of the Dead

That is worse then the last confession I had.

 

[Domination]

im sick of Dommy talking about music all the time.

 

[agentgamma]

I played Land of the Dead

There is no saving him/her/it/pie now.

 

[Bake]

What if we confess something that's not really... normal. I don't wanna cops on my tail.

EDIT: Also PM me.

 

[Mangofett]

I'M NOT AN FBI AGENT I SWEAR IM A 4 YEAR OLD GIRL

 

[fairlyevenparents]

Spam me up to i wanna join.

 

[BlackDave]

Ya this is funny lol I want in!

I HAVE GAY JUNGLE FEVER!!!