When I was 8 or so I stole a pack of condoms at the convenience store. At home I immediately went up in my room and closed the door. I had no fucking idea what it's purpose was, but then I saw the drawing on the box : two people sitting on a condom flying into space, and the name of the box was Flying Condoms. I got caught by my mother while throwing them in the air and outside the window, thinking they'd fly or turn into a giant spaceship.
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