Well I've got plenty of 'em, lets see.
First lets begin with a number of scars that are pretty much tied to one another, a couple o' years back I got hit by a car for the third time, and this time I broke my leg. No big deal, but the only way for me to use that leg once more was for the doc to put in a metal pin, that caused a large scar on my knee (coupled with total loss of feeling in that knee, which is slowly regenerating) and two smaller scars on my ankle (you can still feel the bolts
). When they were removing the cast, they also drove their saw straight into my leg a number of times, so I have those scars as well. And finally thanks to the medicine I got there my skin started to tear, causing scarring all over my upper arms and legs, lower back, and lower abdomen.
I also have a little triangle shaped scar above my nose, that one I gained by falling onto our cv, multiple scars on my head from getting hit by various objects (among other things the loading platform of a truck), a scar on my thumb from the time I was cutting something and managed to cut my thumb deep enough to see bone, a scar in the middle of my hand from a cigarette (though it is hardly noticeable, you can feel it), and one on my toe, when I tore my foot free from a rock).
I've also had a plethora of other wounds of which I'm glad they did not scar, for example my wounds from falling of a fence ( I nearly cut the veins in my wrist and broke my nose that time), or when I cut of the lower part of my toe (jumping a stair in a single leap is not advised if there happens to be a sharp edge at the top), or the one time I was climbing a fence with barbed wire and slipped, I landed with my groin in the barbed wire back then (not nice)).
I have many more scars, but these are the more amusing, notable tales that they have (I can barely remember any of the others, and my body has quite a few of them).