Actually, the more I'm thinking about it, the crackers are lucky I only made it a PGP encrypted .tar.lzma archive.
Because here's what I could've done:
Released a PGP encrypted JPEG picture, which has a DEB (Debian installer file) hidden in it with steghide.
Once you install it, it puts some C source code in /boot/grub/bak-loader/ but without a Makefile. So once you somehow make a Makefile for it and compile the source code (which is scrambled by raw2c) and run it, then it prints out a link to a RapidShare which is a PGP encrypted UHARC archive which once you somehow get through that, it has a backup-launcher.dol inside and when you run it on your Wii, it prints "Make Sure to Drink Your Ovaltine."
Arm, why don't you just change the link, tell them it's the unencrypted version, but have a bad banner WAD in it... so when they install it, it brick's their Wii, and they are left crying!
That's just what we need an intentional wii bricker.... Lets go the DS route shall we.
And to those who honestly believe you can crack the encryption.... all i can say is enjoy running up your electric bills and taxing your cpus needlessly.... Unless one of you knows the "secret government backdoor key" assuming you believe there is one ROFLMAO
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