On a warm sunny day...

[EarlAB]

On a warm sunny day, not too long ago, there was a house and two lesbians. Their names were Vinsy and Martha. They were happy with their marriage, but they lived in a town full of anti-lesbians and thus it was very dangerous. One day, a man got too fed up because they weren't straight men like the rest of the town. He went up to where they lived with a double barrel and shot his forceful load, causing the ladies to realize that they were under a spell by the evil and Almighty Costello. Well, they were free now so they decided to reward the town by starting a five hundred man, two girl, fuck party.


THE END

 

[Touko White]

this is very well written and intriguing (sarcasm)

 

[EarlAB]

this is very well written and intriguing (sarcasm)

Fuck you too bitch.