Omegle Conversation Logs

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Vidboy10, Oct 15, 2009.

Oct 15, 2009

Omegle Conversation Logs by Vidboy10 at 5:52 AM (8,619 Views / 0 Likes) 40 replies

  1. Vidboy10
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    Member Vidboy10 Tsardom

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    Well ive been using Omegle latly, i thought it would be funny if i showed you guys this Hilarious new thing.
    http://omegle.com/
    You just talk to random people and usually troll them or have an interesting conversation.
    Just post them here

    Heres one i did.

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: HEY MAN.
    You: HOWS IT GOING
    Stranger: where are you from?
    You: WANNA PARTY LATER
    You: IVE GOT SOME STRIPPERS
    Stranger: hahahaha
    You: AND CAKE.
    You: I LIKE CAKE
    You: AND STRIPPERS
    Stranger: you like marijuana
    You: BUT NOT CAKE STRIPPERS
    You: OR STRIPPERS IN CAKE
    You: I LIKE CAKE.
    Stranger: crazy...
    You: AND STRIPPERS.
    You: I LIKE STRIPPERS.
    You: AND CAKE.
    You: YOU WANT SOME CAKE?
    Stranger: yes
    You: OR STRIPPERS?
    Stranger: yes
    You: the cake is a lie.
    You have disconnected.
     


  2. Law

    Member Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    I had a couple good ones earlier but I didn't save any of them. Have some from a while back from a thread on a different forum though.

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi!
    Stranger: hiya
    You: my mommy told me not to talk to strangers but you seem like a nice guy!
    Stranger: well for starters
    Stranger: im vaguely insulted
    Stranger: because im actually a girl
    You: oops sorry
    Stranger: haha
    You: Well it could have been worse
    You: I could have said 22/m/webcam
    Stranger: true
    Stranger: or even worse
    Stranger: 86/m/wrinkly old balls waiting for you on webcam
    Stranger: ewww
    You: [​IMG]
    You: well fine I'll just take my wrinkly old balls and go somewhere else
    You have disconnected.
     
  3. Vidboy10
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    Member Vidboy10 Tsardom

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    This an old one, i did this one day after Billy mays died

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: IM BILLY MAYS
    Stranger: NO SHIT? I'M VINCE FROM SHAMWOW.
    You: ARE YOU READY TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING POWER OF OXI-CLEAN?!
    Stranger: FUCK YEAH
    You: BECAUSE YOU CANT
    Stranger: NO U
    Stranger: I GOT SHAMWOW.
    Stranger: YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT.
    You: IVE GOT OXI CLEAN BITCH
    Stranger: OXI CLEAN IS A SCAM
    Stranger: SHAMWOWS ACTUALLY WORK, FAGGOT.
    You: SHAM WOW IS MADE BY NAZIS
    Stranger: THAT'S WHY IT'S GOOD.
    You: PEOPLE EAT YOUR NUTS VINCE
    Stranger: FUCK YEAH THEY DO! THEY LOVE MY NUTS.
    You have disconnected.

    lmao
     
  4. Law

    Member Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    haha, I've had a few run ins with anon from time to time, including one time I pretended to be a computer AI and it went on forever. Didn't save that one though [​IMG]. Just had this crazy one, though.

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hey
    Stranger: hi
    You: sup?
    Stranger: asl?
    Stranger: what about you?
    You: 17/m/uk
    Stranger: hurry
    You: Hurry? Life and death situation?
    Stranger: your speak english
    You: It's cool bro I'm tripping at the moment so everything is slow mo
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I've spoken to about 5 people about tripping and as soon as I mention it they just disconnect.
     
  5. flameiguana

    Member flameiguana that's not me

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    Stranger: hey m/f?
    You: f
    Stranger: wuts up
    You: hi
    Stranger: asl?
    You: i told you s already
    You: ..
    You: 22
    You: us
    Stranger: horny?
    You: yea sure
    Stranger: wanna swap pics
    Stranger: and c where it takes us
    You: no thanks
    Stranger: hmmm
    Stranger: [​IMG]
    Stranger: im 18
    Stranger: btw
    You: nice age to be [​IMG]
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: u sure u dont wanna swap
    Stranger: [​IMG]
    You: O uO
    You have disconnected.

    It gets boring fast.
     
  6. tijntje_7

    Member tijntje_7 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl
    You: cheese
    The other person has left the conversation.

    errr...?
    wtf...
     
  7. Linkiboy

    Member Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

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    You: your mother
    You: is a whore.
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: she is
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    ----

    Stranger: Hey
    You: ah, welcome
    You: what are ye buyin'?
    You: wait
    You: hold on
    Stranger: Not another resident evil
    You: shut the fuck up
    You: i just realised my mom told me to never to talk to strangers
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    ----

    Stranger: Unicorn
    Stranger: Unicorn
    Stranger: Unicorn!
    You: tubgirl
    You: tubgirl
    You: TUBGIRL
    Stranger: OH GOD
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    ----

    Stranger: I haz problems =(
    You: whats your problem
    Stranger: when i start talking to men, if i get close to them (not sexually, just like.. friends) They start to think about me sexually
    Stranger: have dreams and fanticies about me..
    Stranger: its weird o.o
    You: you sound pretty hawt
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  8. triassic911

    Member triassic911 Burst Mode

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    Pretending to be an innocent 18 year old girl....




    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi
    You: hi
    You: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: asl
    Stranger: ?
    You: f
    You: 18
    You: ma
    Stranger: I am m, 18 1/2 (officially I am 18 1/2 today), and VA
    You: cool cool
    You: do you workout?
    Stranger: occasionally
    You: hawt
    You: pics
    Stranger: How on earth do u send pics on this thing????
    You: imageshack.us
    You: upload, then send me a link
    You: funny bunny
    Stranger: I don't have anything on imageshack
    You: so then upload something
    You: silly willy
    Stranger: how about virtual sex instead
    You: =O
    You: im still a virgint hough
    You: virgin though*
    Stranger: LOL
    You: i dont want to pop my internet cherry just yet
    Stranger: *currently LMFAO*
    You: meanie beanie =(
    Stranger: well, sorry, I guess
    Stranger: wait, how old did u say u were?
    You: scroll up
    Stranger: LOL, r u serious?
    Stranger: silly willy, meanie beanie, and funny bunny?
    You: yessy wessy
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  9. Vidboy10
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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: HEY
    Stranger: Hi!
    You: HOWS IT GOIN?
    Stranger: GREAT!
    YOU!?
    You: PRETTY GOOD.
    You: HOLD ON
    Stranger: kays
    You: GOTTA TWITTER THIS.
    Stranger: [​IMG]
    You: OK.
    Stranger: twitter ftw
    You: HEY MAN
    You: WAIT
    Stranger: hey what?
    You: OK IM BACK.
    Stranger: wb
    You: HOLD ON
    You: DUDE
    Stranger: what dude?
    You: MY FRIEND JUST TWITTERED
    You: HES TAKING A SHIT.
    You: HE SAID IT LOOKS LIKE ABE LINCOLN.
    Stranger: ... are you stalking me?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  10. Linkiboy

    Member Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

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    Stranger: hi
    You: hey.
    You: asl?
    Stranger: korea 18 f
    You: too old
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  11. Placeholder

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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: whats up
    Stranger: hi
    You: are you male?
    Stranger: 17 f
    You: but... are you male?
    Stranger: noooo
    You: but... are you a man?
    Stranger: no
    You: but... do you have a penis?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Let's see who can go for longest without speaking to each other.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: Hey there!
    You: You are Omegle's 1000000th visitor!
    You: You just won a free car!
    Stranger: fuck
    Stranger: you shitting me?
    Stranger: thats gotta be a lie
    Stranger: no way
    You: To obtain it, simply give me your bank account details and sort code.
    You: We need to do this to confirm it is infact me you are talking to.
    Stranger: shit
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: This is the Administaror of Omegle. We have been having a series of complaints about the language that has been going around. We would like you to stop this language/actions on this site or we will trace your IP Address and track you down and ban you from this site.
    You: hahaha
    You: i think an administrator can spell administrator.
    Stranger: This is the Administaror of Omegle. We have been having a series of complaints about the language that has been going around. We would like you to stop this language/actions on this site or we will trace your IP Address and track you down and ban you from this site.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Welcome to Omegle Dating Services, we have selected this person out of all those currently browsing Omegle to chat with you. We think this person is best suited to your tastes. Feel free to say hi!
    You: hiiiiii
    Stranger: hi
    You: i'm an ugly sleezeball
    You: want sex?
    Stranger: do yuo like men
    You: i like what u got honey
    You: u can float in my boat any day of the week
    Stranger: i got alot to much for you to handl
    You: i need to shave my chest hair
    Stranger: i need to waxs my flange
    You: you dont
    You: i like you however you are
    *snip* the rest was just eww

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Emma?
    Stranger: yes
    You:
     
  12. MegaAce™

    Member MegaAce™ Steal back your future.

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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: im like men
    You: cool me too
    Stranger: are u a girl
    You: yeah
    Stranger: im not
    You: why not
    Stranger: bye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hii
    You: hi
    You: whats up
    Stranger: where are you from
    You: germany
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. soulx

    Member soulx GBAtemp Legend

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    An insane conversation....

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: HEYA! I'M MARIO!
    Stranger: AH!
    You: ARE YOU A LUIGI!
    Stranger: YES
    Stranger: I AM
    You: MUMMA-MIA. DID YOU'A DATE PRINCESS PEACH?!
    Stranger: YESA I DIDA
    Stranger: =D
    You: MARIO ISA MAD
    Stranger: ANDA A DAISYA
    You: MARIO HAS'A MACHINE GUN
    You: AND'A NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
    Stranger: LUIGI HAS A CHICKEN
    You: THAT'A WHAT CLUCKS!?!
    Stranger: THATA EATSA YOUR LIVERA
    You: I'A KILL WIMPY CHICKEN
    Stranger: WELLA CHICKENA KILLA U FIRSTA
    You: THEY AFRAID OF MY FEMININE CHARMS
    Stranger: *COUGHCOUGH*
    You: IS'A LUIGI AFRAID?
    Stranger: NO
    Stranger: LUIGI NOT
    You: LUIGI GOT A H1N1
    Stranger: NOA FREAKINGA WAYA
    You: WELL'A MARIO GOT H1N1
    Stranger: OH NOES
    Stranger: UR CONTAMINATED
    Stranger: 'A
    You: MARIO'A FEELING HURT
    Stranger: AWE. LUIGI SRRY
    You: MARIO' SAYA THANK YOU
    Stranger: LUIGI OUT
    Stranger: BYES
    You: MARIO'A SAD...BAH BYE
    Stranger: I LOVE YOU
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    .......What the fudge. 'I love you'. Wow......
     
  14. Placeholder

    Member Placeholder GBAtemp Regular

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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Yoshiiiiii
    Stranger: has you seen my MUDKIPZ?
    You: yeah
    You: the fucken nazi killed a jew
    Stranger: no. not my mudkipz. can i has him back plz/
    You: NO
    Stranger: BUT :'(
    You: he's mine now
    Stranger: PLEASEE
    You: i dont give a shit what you say
    You: it's my fucking mudkipz
    You: we traded n thats that
    You: enjoy ur fucken ratata
    Stranger: BUT I WANT MY MUDKIPZ BACCKKKKK
    Stranger: [​IMG]
    Stranger: noooooo
    You: NO
    Stranger: i dont want RATATATTATATATATSEATSEAGTSghSDFAHSDF he does nothingz
    You: too late
    Stranger: want me to get GAZZA ON YA
    Stranger: I SWEAR IL DO IT
    You: the lesson of this - dont pokemanz whilst drunk
    Stranger: but i likes to be drunks and pokemanzzz
    You: well u shouldnt
    You: or u looze mudkipz
    Stranger: :'(:'(
    Stranger: i miss my mudkipz
    You: he dun miss u
    You: he say so
    Stranger: nooooooo
    Stranger: yes he doesssss
    You: only in ur head
    Stranger: you can no has him. give him back
    Stranger: but he says so to me aswell
    You: nuh-uh
    Stranger: yuhhuhhuhu
    You: ok
    You: we traid
    You: gimme good pokemanz
    Stranger: okzzz you can has. hmmmmm, GROUDON. and i can has my MUDKIPZ BACK? YES> DEAL.
    You: no
    You: i want a penguin one
    Stranger: but
    You: PENGUIN
    Stranger: PINGU>? [​IMG]
    You: alright
    You: that will do
    Stranger: PINGU THE FUCKING PENGUIN
    Stranger: YAY
    Stranger: -gives pingu-
    You: -takes pingu-
    You: oh
    You: gotta run
    You: cu
    Stranger: NO
    You have disconnected.

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hii
    You: That's the badger!
    Stranger: what.
    You: That's the badger!
    Stranger: WTF
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Help!
    You: Send Link!
    You: Princess Zelda is in trouble!
    Stranger: hey
    You: FUCK OFF NAVI I'VE TAKEN YOUR STUPID "HEY", "LISTEN" CRAP FOR TOO LONG! ZELDA IS IN TROUBLE!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: asl?
    You: asl?
    You: ASL?
    You: I'LL GIVE YOU ASL
    You: 15/m/uk
    You: C:
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Kappa Mikey is an American animated/Anime sitcom geared toward families and is created by Larry Schwarz. ...
    Stranger: okay thanks i didn't know
    You: No definitions were found for okay thanks i didn't know.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    (Don't understand this one? I used define: on google and posted results.)



    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: My mwummy sais not to talk to strangers
    Stranger: seig
    You: but its fun [​IMG]
    Stranger: sfh
    You: YOU SIR SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
    You: DONT EVER
    You: EVER
    You: EVER
    You: TALK TO MY DAUGHTER AGAIN
    Stranger: awwwwww [​IMG]
    You: LEAVE THIS APPLICATION NOW BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hai
    You: Hai
    You: i'm magic
    Stranger: o.o
    Stranger: same
    You: i can tell you're male
    Stranger: o.o
    You: you're between 15 and 19
    You: and you live on Earth
    You: probably the West
    You: you've spent quite a few hours on the internet before
    You: this isn't your first time on omegle
    Stranger: o.o
    Stranger: xD
    -The rest of this log was lost in a fire accident.-
     
  15. MegaAce™

    Member MegaAce™ Steal back your future.

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    There are strange people around there...

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hey
    Stranger: Hey
    Stranger: do you have a vaginaaa
    You: yeah, do you?
    Stranger: nahhh
    You: why not?
    Stranger: cuz theres some pole in the way
    You: i ripped that fucking pole away
    Stranger: HOLY SHIT
    Stranger: ooooo jeezz im cuming
    You: TO WHAT?
    Stranger: ummm *cough cough* nothing
    You: i heard you like mudkipz
    Stranger: i do indead like teh mudkipz
    You: are you spy?
    Stranger: perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhaps.
    You: shit
    You: people are stalking me
    You: man
    Stranger: probly cuz they heard you have a vagina
    You: wait
    You: are you leakin this shit into intranet?
    Stranger: umm
    Stranger: NO~!
    You: can i really trust you
    Stranger: can you really trust me?
    You: NO~!
    Stranger: GAH thats almost what i said!
    You: my vagineer is angry
    Stranger: hmmmmm slap it
    You: he is gonna come to your house
    Stranger: its a he?!
    You: yep
    Stranger: then that would be a manngina silly
    You: wait
    You: do you hear that
    You: it sound like..
    You: the game
    You: you just lost
    Stranger: shit!
    Stranger: but
    Stranger: i think it was your mangina.
    You: thats what she said
    Stranger: FUCK HER!
    You: jigga stole my bike man
    You: how i am getting home now
    Stranger: da bus bitch
    You: there arent any in this fuckin street
    Stranger: THEN WALK YA OWN ASS HOME NIGGA!
    You: fuck man
    You: gotta swim
    You: atlantis
    Stranger: k but ur manginas gonna drown
    You: shit on it
    You: that thing can swim with his dong
    Stranger: THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE MA'AM
    Stranger: you
    Stranger: should
    Stranger: be
    Stranger: ashamed.
    You: I'm dissapoint.
    Stranger: i bet you r!
    You: i bet i am!
    Stranger: alright... well i got like a 20 in my wallet
    You: HEY LISTEN
    Stranger: ALRIGHT
    You: ZELDA IS IN TROUBLE
    Stranger: BITCH SAVE YA SELF
    You: NO U
    You: MESSENGER FROM 4CHAN
    You: IMMA NOT GOIN JOIN YOUR CLAN
    You: BITCH
    Stranger: WTFBBQ?
    You: YARLY
    Stranger: IM LEAVIN!
    You: but
    You: GO BIATCH
    Stranger: FINE
    You: TAKE YOUR SEND BUTTON
    You: THE DISCONNECT BUTTON IS MINE
    You have disconnected.
     
  16. Placeholder

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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hu
    You: Hey. I'm magic! Think of a number.
    Stranger: ok
    You: Tell when you've got one.
    You: 77
    Stranger: got it
    Stranger: omg u got it
    Stranger: [​IMG]
    You: o.o
    You: IM GONNA RULE THE WORLD ONE DAY
    You: YESSSSSSS
    You: HAHAHAHAHA
    Stranger: lol
    You: THIS IS JUST THE START
    You: you're female right [​IMG]
    You: teenager
    Stranger: correct
    Stranger: how did you know?
    You: Magic [​IMG]
    -rest of this chat got too sexy to post-

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Heyah
    You: Hello
    Stranger: how are yah?
    Stranger: asl?
    You: o.o you're female
    You: i can tell
    You: i'm magic
    You: 15/m/UK
    Stranger: Yeeerp, im feamle(:
    You: you're in your teens
    Stranger: am 13..
    Stranger: Yeeep
    You: ^,..,^
    Stranger: how you know?
    You: long story short - i'm magic
    You: umm
    You: live in Europe?
    Stranger: Okaaaaay.
    Stranger: Scotlaand
    You: thought so
    Stranger: United Kingdooom
    You: ^,..,^
    Stranger: what do i have then two sisters or two brothers?
    You: mhm...
    You: i'm guessing sisters
    Stranger: Yeees!
    Stranger: how you know that
    You: like i said, magic [​IMG]
    Stranger: do i like my real dad yes or no?
    You: no
    Stranger: Yees yoour rigght
    -again, too sexy after here ;D-
     
  17. Law

    Member Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    You: Hey
    Stranger: uhhhhhhhhhhh
    Stranger: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Stranger: UHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Stranger: AHHHHHH
    Stranger: YEAHHHH
    Stranger: yessssssssss
    Stranger: yesssssssssss
    Stranger: id like a number 2
    You: That'll be $5.86
    Stranger: [​IMG] thank you !
    You: No problem, come back again soon.
    Stranger: uhm
    Stranger: exuse me
    Stranger: i didnt ask for this
    You: Oh? A number 2? That's the triple cheese burger with extra bacon, isn't it?
    Stranger: yeah ! [​IMG]
    You: That's not what I gave you?
    Stranger: no you gave me a pack of condoms. :[
    You: oh [​IMG] sorry about that, somebody must have mixed up the order
    You: I'll get your actual order in a second, have a dollar back for the troubles
    Stranger: thank youuuu!
     
  18. Vidboy10
    OP

    Member Vidboy10 Tsardom

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2008
    Messages:
    2,617
    Location:
    Vancouver, B.C
    Country:
    Canada
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Gott sag mir wann sterben diese SRBoard-Opfer ?
    You: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
    Stranger: nein kinderficker.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  19. Law

    Member Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

    Joined:
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    Messages:
    4,132
    Location:
    ‭jerkland
    Country:
    United Kingdom
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi!
    Stranger: Welcome
    You: Are you the man with the key to the door of reality?
    Stranger: No, I'm a clown
    You: Oh
    Stranger: To your north you see a ladder
    Stranger: To your south you see the door you came in from
    Stranger: The clown stares you down
    You: I cast magic missile
    Stranger: Magic missles fizzle. The clown walks towards you
    You: I cast teleport
    Stranger: You teleport into the middle of the jungle
    Stranger: To your north you see a light in the woods
    You: look around
    Stranger: To the south you see a path leading to the beach
    Stranger: The east is blocked by a large fallen tree
    Stranger: The west leads deeper into the woods
    You: go south
    Stranger: haha I can't keep this up [​IMG]
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    And I was having so much fun [​IMG]
     
  20. Placeholder

    Member Placeholder GBAtemp Regular

    Joined:
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    Messages:
    260
    Country:
    United Kingdom
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: are you horny?
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: yup
    You: but
    You: ARE YOU HORNY?
    Stranger: yup
    Stranger: m/f
    You: but... ARE YOU REAAAALLY HORNY?
    Stranger: ysssssssss
    Stranger: yes
    You: but ... ARE YOU TOOOOOOO HORNY?
    Stranger: yesss
    You: but... WILL I DISCONNECT FROM YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO HORNY???
    Stranger: no
    You: but... WILL I?
    Stranger: no
    You: but... REALLY?
    Stranger: not yet
    You: but... WILL I REALLY DISCONNECT?
    Stranger: not
    You: but... HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE?
    Stranger: but r u horny.
    You: but... ARE YOU HORNY?
    Stranger: yup
    You: but... ARE YOU SO HORNY YOU'D DO YOUR NAN?
    Stranger: yes
    You: oh dear god no
    You have disconnected.
     

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