You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello.
You: Hello
You: I would like a cheeseburger, medium fries and a Mountain Dew.
You: How much will that be
Stranger: ooh... i'm sorry
Stranger: we only have coke products
Stranger: no mountain dew
You: I hate Omegle. WORST RESTURANT EVER
You: plus all the other staff are trying to pick up chicks >_>
Stranger: if you have a complaint, fill the form out.
You: what form
Stranger: this one.
Stranger: Name:
Stranger: Complaint:
Stranger: Reason:
You: Name: Stranger
Stranger: WHATTHEFUCKAREYOUDOINGINMYLAWN:
Stranger: and last but not least
Stranger: zipcode:
You: Complaint: Worst staff and few selections
Stranger: and that should do it.
You: Reason: All the staff are horny. And there is only Coke
You: I went to get MAH paper
You: and my zipcode is 90210
Stranger: oh, and to be fair, i'm only working to get my magic donkey back.
Stranger: so, don't be mad at me.
Stranger: alright then.
You: I know where your magic donkey is.
Stranger: your form is all filled out and the higher-ups will get it.
Stranger: WHAT
You:
Stranger: WHERE
Stranger: TELL ME
You: $50 man. $50
Stranger: ..... damn you..
Stranger: i only got 49.50
Stranger: that good?
You: eh thats fine
Stranger: alright!
Stranger: oh... wait..
Stranger: it's actually 14 euros and 35.50 yen
Stranger: crap.
Stranger: i'll NEVER get my donkey back...
Stranger:
You: Your donkey is on Omegle
Stranger: HE IS?
You: You are talking to it right now
You:
I AM TEH DONKEY
Stranger:
Stranger: .... B..Bruce?
Stranger: is that you?
Stranger: i... i missed you so much!
Stranger: *sob sob*
Stranger: *cry cry*
You: I was in Sweden being taught to do the Macarina
Stranger: oh!
Stranger: just like you always dreamed of
You: then i was touched in a bad place
You: a macdonalds
Stranger: but... in a "good" way right
Stranger: *WINK WINK*
Stranger: *WINK.*
You: btw i am asexual
Stranger: so what?
Stranger: that doesn't matter
You: so no way is a good way
Stranger: not when it comes to love.
You: in THAT wau
Stranger: and rape.
Stranger: but especially rape.
Stranger: no rapists care.
Stranger: it's a sad truth..
You: meh
Stranger: meh?
Stranger: MEH?!
You: lets talk about something important
Stranger: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY- yea okay.
You: WHEN AM I GETTING MY FOOD
You: WHAT ARE WE YELLING ABOUT?
Stranger: YOU'LL GET YOU DAMNED FOOD WITH I FEEL LIKE GIVING YOU YOUR FOOD!
You: also chuck norris is stupi
You: d
Stranger: AND YES, I MEAN THAT IN THE LITERAL SENSE.
Stranger: OUR CHEF IS SATAN.
Stranger: LUCIFER
You: thats impossible
Stranger: THE UNHOLIEST
You: because I am satan
Stranger: THE ANTICHRIST
Stranger: LIAR.
Stranger: wait.... wait a minute..
Stranger: then one of you is an imposter!
Stranger: i think it's YOU!
Stranger: admitt it?
Stranger: comeon..
Stranger: admit it!
Stranger: do it!
Stranger: now!
You: Omegle is required to tell you that the person you are speaking with has the IP address of Satan, also known as the Antichrist. The dark lord Satan can't see this message. Be cautious
Stranger: ....
Stranger: FUCK SATAN
Stranger: that's right!
Stranger: i said it
Stranger: BITCH.
You: why would you wanna fuck a donkey
Stranger: whatcha gonna do now?
Stranger: it's an asexual donkey
Stranger: so it's alright
Stranger: all's good.
You: >:[
You: You, I AM YOUR FATHER
Stranger: LIAR!
Stranger: i was cloned in an alien facility!
Stranger: my father was a martian!
Stranger: and my mother was a hot human nurse!
Stranger: they had kinky sex all the time!
You: I was that martain
Stranger: with his tentacle cocks and shit
Stranger: yea that's right
Stranger: i went there
You: I had a species change in 1776
Stranger: raped in the holes with tentacles
You: also tentacle hentai = bad
Stranger: till it bleeds
You: just saying is all
Stranger: im talking about real tentacles
Stranger: you never seen martian genitalia?
Stranger: all weird tentacles there..
Stranger: on the male AND female
You: Dude.
You: How about a nice hot cup
You: OF SHUT THE FUCK UP
Stranger: >
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: GRAH
Stranger: HOW DARE YOU
Stranger: GWARHABLAGH
You: Because of a time paradox, you are my mommy
Stranger: then
Stranger: go to your room..
You: Mommy, can I go home? I'm boreeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
Stranger: go to your room.
Stranger: now.
You: NO
Stranger: you're grounded.
You: POOPOO FACE
Stranger: WHAT?!
Stranger: *slap on the face*
You: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You have disconnected.
