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Well ive been using Omegle latly, i thought it would be funny if i showed you guys this Hilarious new thing.
http://omegle.com/
You just talk to random people and usually troll them or have an interesting conversation.
Just post them here

Heres one i did.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: HEY MAN.
You: HOWS IT GOING
Stranger: where are you from?
You: WANNA PARTY LATER
You: IVE GOT SOME STRIPPERS
Stranger: hahahaha
You: AND CAKE.
You: I LIKE CAKE
You: AND STRIPPERS
Stranger: you like marijuana
You: BUT NOT CAKE STRIPPERS
You: OR STRIPPERS IN CAKE
You: I LIKE CAKE.
Stranger: crazy...
You: AND STRIPPERS.
You: I LIKE STRIPPERS.
You: AND CAKE.
You: YOU WANT SOME CAKE?
Stranger: yes
You: OR STRIPPERS?
Stranger: yes
You: the cake is a lie.
You have disconnected.
 
I had a couple good ones earlier but I didn't save any of them. Have some from a while back from a thread on a different forum though.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hiya
You: my mommy told me not to talk to strangers but you seem like a nice guy!
Stranger: well for starters
Stranger: im vaguely insulted
Stranger: because im actually a girl
You: oops sorry
Stranger: haha
You: Well it could have been worse
You: I could have said 22/m/webcam
Stranger: true
Stranger: or even worse
Stranger: 86/m/wrinkly old balls waiting for you on webcam
Stranger: ewww
You:
frown.gif

You: well fine I'll just take my wrinkly old balls and go somewhere else
You have disconnected.
 
This an old one, i did this one day after Billy mays died

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: IM BILLY MAYS
Stranger: NO SHIT? I'M VINCE FROM SHAMWOW.
You: ARE YOU READY TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING POWER OF OXI-CLEAN?!
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: BECAUSE YOU CANT
Stranger: NO U
Stranger: I GOT SHAMWOW.
Stranger: YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT.
You: IVE GOT OXI CLEAN BITCH
Stranger: OXI CLEAN IS A SCAM
Stranger: SHAMWOWS ACTUALLY WORK, FAGGOT.
You: SHAM WOW IS MADE BY NAZIS
Stranger: THAT'S WHY IT'S GOOD.
You: PEOPLE EAT YOUR NUTS VINCE
Stranger: FUCK YEAH THEY DO! THEY LOVE MY NUTS.
You have disconnected.

lmao
 
haha, I've had a few run ins with anon from time to time, including one time I pretended to be a computer AI and it went on forever. Didn't save that one though
frown.gif
. Just had this crazy one, though.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: sup?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: what about you?
You: 17/m/uk
Stranger: hurry
You: Hurry? Life and death situation?
Stranger: your speak english
You: It's cool bro I'm tripping at the moment so everything is slow mo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I've spoken to about 5 people about tripping and as soon as I mention it they just disconnect.
 
Stranger: hey m/f?
You: f
Stranger: wuts up
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: i told you s already
You: ..
You: 22
You: us
Stranger: horny?
You: yea sure
Stranger: wanna swap pics
Stranger: and c where it takes us
You: no thanks
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger:
frown.gif

Stranger: im 18
Stranger: btw
You: nice age to be
smile.gif

Stranger: yeah
Stranger: u sure u dont wanna swap
Stranger:
ohmy.gif

You: O uO
You have disconnected.

It gets boring fast.
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: cheese
The other person has left the conversation.

errr...?
wtf...
 
You: your mother
You: is a whore.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: she is
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

----

Stranger: Hey
You: ah, welcome
You: what are ye buyin'?
You: wait
You: hold on
Stranger: Not another resident evil
You: shut the fuck up
You: i just realised my mom told me to never to talk to strangers
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: Unicorn
Stranger: Unicorn
Stranger: Unicorn!
You: tubgirl
You: tubgirl
You: TUBGIRL
Stranger: OH GOD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: I haz problems =(
You: whats your problem
Stranger: when i start talking to men, if i get close to them (not sexually, just like.. friends) They start to think about me sexually
Stranger: have dreams and fanticies about me..
Stranger: its weird o.o
You: you sound pretty hawt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Pretending to be an innocent 18 year old girl....




Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: f
You: 18
You: ma
Stranger: I am m, 18 1/2 (officially I am 18 1/2 today), and VA
You: cool cool
You: do you workout?
Stranger: occasionally
You: hawt
You: pics
Stranger: How on earth do u send pics on this thing????
You: imageshack.us
You: upload, then send me a link
You: funny bunny
Stranger: I don't have anything on imageshack
You: so then upload something
You: silly willy
Stranger: how about virtual sex instead
You: =O
You: im still a virgint hough
You: virgin though*
Stranger: LOL
You: i dont want to pop my internet cherry just yet
Stranger: *currently LMFAO*
You: meanie beanie =(
Stranger: well, sorry, I guess
Stranger: wait, how old did u say u were?
You: scroll up
Stranger: LOL, r u serious?
Stranger: silly willy, meanie beanie, and funny bunny?
You: yessy wessy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEY
Stranger: Hi!
You: HOWS IT GOIN?
Stranger: GREAT!
YOU!?
You: PRETTY GOOD.
You: HOLD ON
Stranger: kays
You: GOTTA TWITTER THIS.
Stranger:
wink.gif

You: OK.
Stranger: twitter ftw
You: HEY MAN
You: WAIT
Stranger: hey what?
You: OK IM BACK.
Stranger: wb
You: HOLD ON
You: DUDE
Stranger: what dude?
You: MY FRIEND JUST TWITTERED
You: HES TAKING A SHIT.
You: HE SAID IT LOOKS LIKE ABE LINCOLN.
Stranger: ... are you stalking me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: hi
You: hey.
You: asl?
Stranger: korea 18 f
You: too old
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: whats up
Stranger: hi
You: are you male?
Stranger: 17 f
You: but... are you male?
Stranger: noooo
You: but... are you a man?
Stranger: no
You: but... do you have a penis?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Let's see who can go for longest without speaking to each other.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey there!
You: You are Omegle's 1000000th visitor!
You: You just won a free car!
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: you shitting me?
Stranger: thats gotta be a lie
Stranger: no way
You: To obtain it, simply give me your bank account details and sort code.
You: We need to do this to confirm it is infact me you are talking to.
Stranger: shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: This is the Administaror of Omegle. We have been having a series of complaints about the language that has been going around. We would like you to stop this language/actions on this site or we will trace your IP Address and track you down and ban you from this site.
You: hahaha
You: i think an administrator can spell administrator.
Stranger: This is the Administaror of Omegle. We have been having a series of complaints about the language that has been going around. We would like you to stop this language/actions on this site or we will trace your IP Address and track you down and ban you from this site.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Welcome to Omegle Dating Services, we have selected this person out of all those currently browsing Omegle to chat with you. We think this person is best suited to your tastes. Feel free to say hi!
You: hiiiiii
Stranger: hi
You: i'm an ugly sleezeball
You: want sex?
Stranger: do yuo like men
You: i like what u got honey
You: u can float in my boat any day of the week
Stranger: i got alot to much for you to handl
You: i need to shave my chest hair
Stranger: i need to waxs my flange
You: you dont
You: i like you however you are
*snip* the rest was just eww

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Emma?
Stranger: yes
You:
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: im like men
You: cool me too
Stranger: are u a girl
You: yeah
Stranger: im not
You: why not
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: where are you from
You: germany
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

unsure.gif
 
An insane conversation....

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HEYA! I'M MARIO!
Stranger: AH!
You: ARE YOU A LUIGI!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: I AM
You: MUMMA-MIA. DID YOU'A DATE PRINCESS PEACH?!
Stranger: YESA I DIDA
Stranger: =D
You: MARIO ISA MAD
Stranger: ANDA A DAISYA
You: MARIO HAS'A MACHINE GUN
You: AND'A NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
Stranger: LUIGI HAS A CHICKEN
You: THAT'A WHAT CLUCKS!?!
Stranger: THATA EATSA YOUR LIVERA
You: I'A KILL WIMPY CHICKEN
Stranger: WELLA CHICKENA KILLA U FIRSTA
You: THEY AFRAID OF MY FEMININE CHARMS
Stranger: *COUGHCOUGH*
You: IS'A LUIGI AFRAID?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: LUIGI NOT
You: LUIGI GOT A H1N1
Stranger: NOA FREAKINGA WAYA
You: WELL'A MARIO GOT H1N1
Stranger: OH NOES
Stranger: UR CONTAMINATED
Stranger: 'A
You: MARIO'A FEELING HURT
Stranger: AWE. LUIGI SRRY
You: MARIO' SAYA THANK YOU
Stranger: LUIGI OUT
Stranger: BYES
You: MARIO'A SAD...BAH BYE
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


.......What the fudge. 'I love you'. Wow......
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yoshiiiiii
Stranger: has you seen my MUDKIPZ?
You: yeah
You: the fucken nazi killed a jew
Stranger: no. not my mudkipz. can i has him back plz/
You: NO
Stranger: BUT :'(
You: he's mine now
Stranger: PLEASEE
You: i dont give a shit what you say
You: it's my fucking mudkipz
You: we traded n thats that
You: enjoy ur fucken ratata
Stranger: BUT I WANT MY MUDKIPZ BACCKKKKK
Stranger:
ohmy.gif

Stranger: noooooo
You: NO
Stranger: i dont want RATATATTATATATATSEATSEAGTSghSDFAHSDF he does nothingz
You: too late
Stranger: want me to get GAZZA ON YA
Stranger: I SWEAR IL DO IT
You: the lesson of this - dont pokemanz whilst drunk
Stranger: but i likes to be drunks and pokemanzzz
You: well u shouldnt
You: or u looze mudkipz
Stranger: :'(:'(
Stranger: i miss my mudkipz
You: he dun miss u
You: he say so
Stranger: nooooooo
Stranger: yes he doesssss
You: only in ur head
Stranger: you can no has him. give him back
Stranger: but he says so to me aswell
You: nuh-uh
Stranger: yuhhuhhuhu
You: ok
You: we traid
You: gimme good pokemanz
Stranger: okzzz you can has. hmmmmm, GROUDON. and i can has my MUDKIPZ BACK? YES> DEAL.
You: no
You: i want a penguin one
Stranger: but
You: PENGUIN
Stranger: PINGU>?
biggrin.gif

You: alright
You: that will do
Stranger: PINGU THE FUCKING PENGUIN
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: -gives pingu-
You: -takes pingu-
You: oh
You: gotta run
You: cu
Stranger: NO
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: That's the badger!
Stranger: what.
You: That's the badger!
Stranger: WTF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Help!
You: Send Link!
You: Princess Zelda is in trouble!
Stranger: hey
You: FUCK OFF NAVI I'VE TAKEN YOUR STUPID "HEY", "LISTEN" CRAP FOR TOO LONG! ZELDA IS IN TROUBLE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: asl?
You: ASL?
You: I'LL GIVE YOU ASL
You: 15/m/uk
You: C:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Kappa Mikey is an American animated/Anime sitcom geared toward families and is created by Larry Schwarz. ...
Stranger: okay thanks i didn't know
You: No definitions were found for okay thanks i didn't know.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(Don't understand this one? I used define: on google and posted results.)



Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: My mwummy sais not to talk to strangers
Stranger: seig
You: but its fun
biggrin.gif

Stranger: sfh
You: YOU SIR SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
You: DONT EVER
You: EVER
You: EVER
You: TALK TO MY DAUGHTER AGAIN
Stranger: awwwwww
frown.gif

You: LEAVE THIS APPLICATION NOW BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hai
You: Hai
You: i'm magic
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: same
You: i can tell you're male
Stranger: o.o
You: you're between 15 and 19
You: and you live on Earth
You: probably the West
You: you've spent quite a few hours on the internet before
You: this isn't your first time on omegle
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: xD
-The rest of this log was lost in a fire accident.-
 
There are strange people around there...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: do you have a vaginaaa
You: yeah, do you?
Stranger: nahhh
You: why not?
Stranger: cuz theres some pole in the way
You: i ripped that fucking pole away
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: ooooo jeezz im cuming
You: TO WHAT?
Stranger: ummm *cough cough* nothing
You: i heard you like mudkipz
Stranger: i do indead like teh mudkipz
You: are you spy?
Stranger: perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhaps.
You: shit
You: people are stalking me
You: man
Stranger: probly cuz they heard you have a vagina
You: wait
You: are you leakin this shit into intranet?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: NO~!
You: can i really trust you
Stranger: can you really trust me?
You: NO~!
Stranger: GAH thats almost what i said!
You: my vagineer is angry
Stranger: hmmmmm slap it
You: he is gonna come to your house
Stranger: its a he?!
You: yep
Stranger: then that would be a manngina silly
You: wait
You: do you hear that
You: it sound like..
You: the game
You: you just lost
Stranger: shit!
Stranger: but
Stranger: i think it was your mangina.
You: thats what she said
Stranger: FUCK HER!
You: jigga stole my bike man
You: how i am getting home now
Stranger: da bus bitch
You: there arent any in this fuckin street
Stranger: THEN WALK YA OWN ASS HOME n****!
You: fuck man
You: gotta swim
You: atlantis
Stranger: k but ur manginas gonna drown
You: shit on it
You: that thing can swim with his dong
Stranger: THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE MA'AM
Stranger: you
Stranger: should
Stranger: be
Stranger: ashamed.
You: I'm dissapoint.
Stranger: i bet you r!
You: i bet i am!
Stranger: alright... well i got like a 20 in my wallet
You: HEY LISTEN
Stranger: ALRIGHT
You: ZELDA IS IN TROUBLE
Stranger: BITCH SAVE YA SELF
You: NO U
You: MESSENGER FROM 4CHAN
You: IMMA NOT GOIN JOIN YOUR CLAN
You: BITCH
Stranger: WTFBBQ?
You: YARLY
Stranger: IM LEAVIN!
You: but
You: GO BIATCH
Stranger: FINE
You: TAKE YOUR SEND BUTTON
You: THE DISCONNECT BUTTON IS MINE
You have disconnected.
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hu
You: Hey. I'm magic! Think of a number.
Stranger: ok
You: Tell when you've got one.
You: 77
Stranger: got it
Stranger: omg u got it
Stranger:
smile.gif

You: o.o
You: IM GONNA RULE THE WORLD ONE DAY
You: YESSSSSSS
You: HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: lol
You: THIS IS JUST THE START
You: you're female right
tongue.gif

You: teenager
Stranger: correct
Stranger: how did you know?
You: Magic
wink.gif

-rest of this chat got too sexy to post-

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyah
You: Hello
Stranger: how are yah?
Stranger: asl?
You: o.o you're female
You: i can tell
You: i'm magic
You: 15/m/UK
Stranger: Yeeerp, im feamle(:
You: you're in your teens
Stranger: am 13..
Stranger: Yeeep
You: ^,..,^
Stranger: how you know?
You: long story short - i'm magic
You: umm
You: live in Europe?
Stranger: Okaaaaay.
Stranger: Scotlaand
You: thought so
Stranger: United Kingdooom
You: ^,..,^
Stranger: what do i have then two sisters or two brothers?
You: mhm...
You: i'm guessing sisters
Stranger: Yeees!
Stranger: how you know that
You: like i said, magic
tongue.gif

Stranger: do i like my real dad yes or no?
You: no
Stranger: Yees yoour rigght
-again, too sexy after here ;D-
 
You: Hey
Stranger: uhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: UHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: AHHHHHH
Stranger: YEAHHHH
Stranger: yessssssssss
Stranger: yesssssssssss
Stranger: id like a number 2
You: That'll be $5.86
Stranger:
biggrin.gif
thank you !
You: No problem, come back again soon.
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: exuse me
Stranger: i didnt ask for this
You: Oh? A number 2? That's the triple cheese burger with extra bacon, isn't it?
Stranger: yeah !
biggrin.gif

You: That's not what I gave you?
Stranger: no you gave me a pack of condoms. :[
You: oh
frown.gif
sorry about that, somebody must have mixed up the order
You: I'll get your actual order in a second, have a dollar back for the troubles
Stranger: thank youuuu!
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Gott sag mir wann sterben diese SRBoard-Opfer ?
You: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Stranger: nein kinderficker.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: Welcome
You: Are you the man with the key to the door of reality?
Stranger: No, I'm a clown
You: Oh
Stranger: To your north you see a ladder
Stranger: To your south you see the door you came in from
Stranger: The clown stares you down
You: I cast magic missile
Stranger: Magic missles fizzle. The clown walks towards you
You: I cast teleport
Stranger: You teleport into the middle of the jungle
Stranger: To your north you see a light in the woods
You: look around
Stranger: To the south you see a path leading to the beach
Stranger: The east is blocked by a large fallen tree
Stranger: The west leads deeper into the woods
You: go south
Stranger: haha I can't keep this up
wink.gif

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


And I was having so much fun
frown.gif
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you horny?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yup
You: but
You: ARE YOU HORNY?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: m/f
You: but... ARE YOU REAAAALLY HORNY?
Stranger: ysssssssss
Stranger: yes
You: but ... ARE YOU TOOOOOOO HORNY?
Stranger: yesss
You: but... WILL I DISCONNECT FROM YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO HORNY???
Stranger: no
You: but... WILL I?
Stranger: no
You: but... REALLY?
Stranger: not yet
You: but... WILL I REALLY DISCONNECT?
Stranger: not
You: but... HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE?
Stranger: but r u horny.
You: but... ARE YOU HORNY?
Stranger: yup
You: but... ARE YOU SO HORNY YOU'D DO YOUR NAN?
Stranger: yes
You: oh dear god no
You have disconnected.
 

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