No Homework Because..

[fgghjjkll]

Yay! Finished my four fucking chapters of maths for homework!

 

[alidsl]

 

[Jothri]

...Because I wrapped my weed up in it and smoked.

 

[agentgamma]

Because I was trying to move a pencil WITH MY MIND because I cbf to use my hands

 

[MelodieOctavia]

Because I finished high school 6 years ago.

 

[Sanderino]

.. because I'm to kool for skool.

 

[Demonbart]

I had weed to smoke, alcohol to drink and chicks to bang.... on GTA.

 

[Dr.Killa]

i huge asteroid landed on my pencil.

 

[outgum]

I didn't do my homework because...

...I consider "home time" as "my time", not "school time". I sit in school all day long, five days a week, and you expect me to do more school work when I go home? I don't think so. (and I'd make a face quite a bit like--->

)

Boy did that piss the teachers off, heh, heh. Yes, I actually used that line quite often at school because I meant what I said. I NEVER did any homework at home. I did it while at school or it didn't get done. I still graduated with decent grades.


Oh yes, I was a right-and-proper asshole my last 3 years at school. Still am actually, I just hide it well.

I did the exact same thing, and never did homework, teachers didnt like that >_>

 

[Bladexdsl]

because i fucked the teacher and she said i didn't need to do it

 

[Deleted User]

because i fucked the teacher and she said i didn't need to do it

 

[Uncle FEFL]

I couldn't do my homework because...I was making a sexy time with my mother-in law.

 

[GoldenTalesGeek]

I couldn't do my homework cos aliens came down from the sky and said it was the key to their species' survival. Deciding it might be a boon for Earth's reputation in the universe amongst the higher species, I gave it to them.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Because I was afraid that, based on the so-called "butterfly effect" doing my homework would cause massive death and destruction in the state of Texas.

 

[haflore]

Because! In old Country, Homework does you!!

 

[House Spider]

I was putting out with my Girlfriend.