Hacking Nintendo Switch Banning Hub Discord Server

[LuigiGold]

Here: https://discord.gg/Szwh8xG

If you're banned and you wanna get your Nintendo Switch unbanned, then this server MIGHT be useful for you guys, as we're trying to find someone willing to do such a big task.

It seems like that bans use a 2048-bit private signing key.

We hope to find someone willing to do so (we don't have to lose any hope!).

Greetings.

PD: I've seen a similar thread, if mods aren't happy with this then I'll just send a message there.

 

[delete12345]

That thread title sounded like the Nintendo Switch is banning a Hub Discord Server...

And I thought, "wtf? Switch is sentient...".

 

[NANASHI89]

I have not been banned, and I do not own SX OS. Can I still apply for the server? To see developments?

 

[V-Temp]

You're not defeating an encryption key.

 

[Wiiunator]

Here: https://discord.gg/WGwMVnB

If you're banned and you wanna get your Nintendo Switch unbanned, then this server MIGHT be useful for you guys, as we're trying to find someone willing to do such a big task.

It seems like that bans use a 2048-bit private signing key.

We hope to find someone willing to do so (we don't have to lose any hope!).

Greetings.

PD: I've seen a similar thread, if mods aren't happy with this then I'll just send a message there.

You will need a quantum computer to do that...

 

[isoboy]

What a sad thread. A small group of people clinging to hope and praying someone will rescue them, unbanning their consoles with their hacksesss. My. God.

 

[cantrollmyrs]

Buy another switch use different info.... unbanned

 

[LuigiGold]

Now we're 80! I didn't expect people coming but cool!

Anyway it seems like SimonMKWii is trying to solve this """problem""" by injecting another non-banned cert into a console, but it didn't seem to work (not until we get a CFW like Atmosphère to bypass a specific fuse).

Greetings.

 

[NANASHI89]

Don't let the pessimists get you down. Part of the reason hacking exists is to achieve things one thought to be impossible.

 

[Zebybite]

Invite is Invalid

 

[Moko]

This invite may be expired, or you might not have permission to join.

 

[LuigiGold]

This invite may be expired, or you might not have permission to join.

He seems to be right, the link has expired, here's the new one (it'll be in the first message, too).

https://discord.gg/Szwh8xG

Greetings.

 

[MrGizMo]

Was this not posted a couple of days ago?

 

[LuigiGold]

It seems like SimonMKWii needs some testers in order to test something out (that is, downloading/redownloading demos/other titles). Nothing related to the Eshop storefront I think.

Join to help!

(If you want to become a tester, PM me on Discord, read the announcements channel!).

Greetings.

 

[IPLbug]

You will need a quantum computer to do that...

There actually quantum computers open to the public to run some computing variables if some one really wanted to try

 

[VidiPius]

You're not defeating an encryption key.

To be fair, you never attack the key, you attack the implementation.

 

[ultramario1998]

I wish you nothing but the best of luck, but...

It seems like that bans use a 2048-bit private signing key.

You're not going to bruteforce that, ever. Hope you've got people who know what they're actually doing onboard; you've got a long road ahead of you.

 

[RHOPKINS13]

There's not much purpose to this. If anything we'll end up like the 3DS scene sharing public seeds. Except I'm sure Nintendo will probably pick up on this and ban much quicker on the Switch than they have for the 3DS, it should be pretty simple to ban whenever it sees multiple people using the same console cert.

Best bet is to just buy a Switch tablet on eBay. You don't need any of the accessories or controllers, you should be able to find one at a decent price. So then you have a banned Switch dedicated for hacking & homebrew, and a stock Switch strictly for playing legit titles online.

 

[Uwabami]

You're not going to bruteforce that, ever. Hope you've got people who know what they're actually doing onboard; you've got a long road ahead of you.

They have SimonMKWii - so no. No they don't.

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There actually quantum computers open to the public to run some computing variables if some one really wanted to try

Damn son, please hook me up with one of those. It's free, right?

 

[ByteBite]

Damn son, please hook me up with one of those. It's free, right?

Here!

(Hint: It's the top link)

 

[Uwabami]

Here!

(Hint: It's the top link)

This is a simulated model of a quantum computer (...)

Reading is hard, I know...

 

[ultramario1998]

Here!

(Hint: It's the top link)

wat

We’ve yet to achieve quantum supremacy (the point where quantum computers are faster than supercomputers) much less usability.

When people say it might be possible for a quantum computer, that’s code for “don’t do it”!

 

[Uwabami]

wat

We’ve yet to achieve quantum supremacy (the point where quantum computers are faster than supercomputers) much less usability.

When people say it might be possible for a quantum computer, that’s code for “don’t do it”!

It's actually code for "you're embarrassing yourself - if that were possible right now, all crypto would be worthless"

You got banned, server-side. This is not the 3DS, there is no freeShop, there never will be and since client certs are burned at the factory, you can't just switch them out. You have to buy a new Switch and listen to people who know what they're talking about, like SciresM:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SwitchHacks/comments/8rxg26/psa_strong_antipiracy_measures_implemented_by/

Reality is hard to accept sometimes, but that's just the way it is.