Today i saw this on the news
Damn, thats gotta be the biggest key ring EVER.
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QUOTE said:Several months ago the NFL lockout started. Alot of rumons got sent around that is was about the players hearing about a surplus and wanting that money. We all know that that isnt true. All the NFL players are payed a balls ton of money already, why on earth would the greedy sacks of crap want more money?
So what really happened?
Apparently all the teams got locked out of all of the football stadiums simultaneously. All of the keys to the arenas had been lost.
"This is terrbile. How are we ever going to play again?"
-Anon football player
But not to worry. Monday of this week the janitor for the stadium, Rip Van Winkle, woke from his off season nap, a few months too late.
The season will start as soon as the fields can be fixed up and teams start practice again.
Also RVW will have to find another job, as he was promptly fired after shamefully handing over the keys to the fields.
Damn, thats gotta be the biggest key ring EVER.