New Zodiac dates for everyone

[cwstjdenobs]

Here's my favorite quote on the the mass population finally figuring out about Ophiuchus and the Zodiac shift:

The sidereal zodiac is the zodiac that's changing. If indeed you follow the sidereal zodiac, your sign may change. But CNN makes the point that if you follow your zodiac sign and you're a westerner, you likely used the tropical zodiac. For you it's status quo.

In other words, you blame your glibness on being a Gemini and not on, say, being a jerk? Continue to blame your glibness on being a Gemini. Your sign is still your sign!

"I'm a jerk because I'm a Gemini." "I love water because I'm a Cancer." Astro-nuts are a bunch of new-age idiots.

And me been an Aquarius and thinking it's a bunch of bullshit proves them right because Aquarius's are sceptics....

Grrr.

 

[Depravo]

I bet all of those horoscopes and everything will stay the same; it's all snake oil.

Snakebearer oil?

 

[VashTS]

im a taurus now. at least im a taurus who drives a taurus.

i liked gemini.

 

[Depravo]

at least im a taurus who drives a taurus.

My uncle was a cancer...

 

[Bladexdsl]

peeps actually follow this shit? everyone is different who gives a fuck who is what and what is who and for peeps who actually read their horoscope ZOMG -end

 

[cwstjdenobs]

But why would this change your sign? Wouldn't this affect readings and stuff and what sign new babies are but not what sign you where born under?

EDIT: And is this why when someone did a "proper" horoscope for me (an ex) it said I was on the cusp between Capricorn and Aquarius when according to the papers I'm a good week into Aquarius?

 

[GundamXXX]

To those who cry "astrology is bs blabla" in a way it is. Those daily horoscopes in the newspaper are a bunch of crap. Those phonethings are bullshit aswell

But! Ive had my horoscope done, for free otherwise I wouldnt have done it, and its pretty much spot on about alot of things. And its not power of suggestion since the first time i read it i didnt all add up but now after another 5 years it adds up more and more

I consider myself a Leo/Virgo now... i have traits from both xD

 

[Theraima]

Damn, I was a Scorpion, now I'm a Virgo? lame.. I liked scorpion. Also, why is Scorpion only for like a week?

 

[ProtoKun7]

I bet all of those horoscopes and everything will stay the same; it's all snake oil.

Snakebearer oil?

Uh...what?

 

[Depravo]

I bet all of those horoscopes and everything will stay the same; it's all snake oil.

Snakebearer oil?

Uh...what?

Ophiuchus is the serpent bearer. Don't tell me that went over your head?

 

[ProtoKun7]

I bet all of those horoscopes and everything will stay the same; it's all snake oil.

Snakebearer oil?

Uh...what?

Ophiuchus is the serpent bearer. Don't tell me that went over your head?

I have no need to follow star signs. Serpens though, that does make sense.

 

[cwstjdenobs]

But! Ive had my horoscope done, for free otherwise I wouldnt have done it, and its pretty much spot on about alot of things. And its not power of suggestion since the first time i read it i didnt all add up but now after another 5 years it adds up more and more

They seem it don't they. There's even fancy looking programmes that do it all for them and write up the "report". I think you might want to read up on something called "cold reading".

But I'll admit the time of year you are born probably could make big differences to your basic character. Especially the more extreme to the North or South you get. Seasons and the amount of daylight you get and societies different activities at certain times of year etc.

 

[Zetta_x]

Damnit, I'm a cancer now

 

[Ikki]

I used to be a virgin, but now I'm a lion.

Spoiler

 

[mad567]

I used to be a Sagittarius
And now I'm apoisonous scorpio

 

[HaniKazmi]

Capricorn sounded much better than Sagittarius

This is gonna piss a lot of people off

 

[CannonFoddr]

Well I was a 'Scorpio' but now I'm not even an 'animated character' any more .....

....... I'm a set of bloody scales

 

[shito]

is that official?

Spoiler

i was libra, now i'm virgo now lol

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

I'm now an Aries... I want my Taurus back!!

You can have mine.

*glances at hsi gemini-themed tattoo*


Fuck this shit.

 

[KireiJuice]

I WAS A SCORPIO BEFORE NOW IM A LIBBBBBBBBBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!