New Zodiac dates for everyone

[nando]

i'm not a gemini anymore? does that mean i need to change all my personality traits? i don't want to be a cheap american car


club bouncers are gonna have a field day when checking for fake IDs by asking for the horoscope.

 

[em2241992]

Yes, I was a Pisces, now I'm nothing.

 

[yuyuyup]

ohhhh so THIS is why all that astrology shit never panned out, now I'm sure it's all evened out and your newspaper will predict whether or not your herpes will flair up during your date on saturday.

 

[cwstjdenobs]

club bouncers are gonna have a field day when checking for fake IDs by asking for the horoscope.

They do that? I'd have been screwed, I honestly didn't know what mine was until I was 23.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Says the guy who pretends Doctor Who is real.
I couldn't resist

I'm not an idiot.

 

[Forstride]

wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut...

I'm a Gemini now. I used to be a Cancer.

 

[SamAsh07]

That's why I never believed in this crap. Ever since birth, I was a Gemini, now I'm a Taurus...intriguing...

 

[Chris_Skylock]

I coudve posted this first but meh.

Im now an ARIES. WOOHOO. I wonder what I will have a new life with an ARIES body. Too tired to be a Taurus.

Hmmm...New life in Canada? New life as an ARIES. YES!! New everything.

Too bad for those people who got a tattoo based on their zodiac sign

 

[Fear Zoa]

WOOHOO I'm not a virgo anymore

 

[shadowkillerdrag]

lawl doesnt mean much for me march 12 -.- still pisces

 

[Gabbynaruto]

What? Hey, what's wrong with Scorpio? Only 6 days? That's crap! I was, am, and always be a Scorpio. No Libra dammit! What was wrong with the old Zodiac anyway? The one who invented this one is crazy.

 

[thegame07]

I went from a ram to some sort of ugly looking fish? what a downgrade!

at least the year I was born was the year of the dragon.

 

[SamAsh07]

Youtube videos made me go -_- this so-called 13th sign is considered "unlucky" and is related to 2012 myth, god these stupid mayans and their weird calculations, I feel like shooting their arses off. Also when the movie came out I was like "are they serious?". I'll lol at all of these people who believe 2012 crap, when the date reads 1st January 2013.

 

[notmeanymore]

Lame. I liked being a scorpio.

But then again, doesn't this only apply to those who are born this year?

 

[Deleted member 67270]

Hm, so I'm a Gemini now. Cool

.

 

[_Chaz_]

This says I'm a Libra, but I was born a Scorpio.

I think I'm always gonna be a Scorpio.




Edit: Is this why horoscopes were always shit? Because they were off?

 

[Mesiskope]

Professor Parke Kunkle can eat my ass i'm keeping Aquarius.

 

[Chris_Skylock]

Edit: Is this why horoscopes were always shit? Because they were off?

yup. you can say that again. our horoscope here are shit. I felt I was an aries since the prediction here are always correct for my status. but there are times that the taurus ones are also correct specially in times i needed to read the taurus part. most of all, they're off

 

[_Chaz_]

Edit: Is this why horoscopes were always shit? Because they were off?

yup. you can say that again. our horoscope here are shit. I felt I was an aries since the prediction here are always correct for my status. but there are times that the taurus ones are also correct specially in times i needed to read the taurus part. most of all, they're off

You do know that they really don't predict anything, right?

 

[BobTheJoeBob]

I'm a Sagittarius now. Can't say I care that much though.