My Dear One,

[Cablephish]

So yeah. I guess I'm going to publicly reveal this message I've gotten in my junkmail box on my hotmail. I found interesting it a pretty read, so I'll post it up for all of you to read too. Keep in mind that I DO NOT know this person. Also bare in mind that I am not "muslem".

My Dear One,
I am rashida bahar(Alhaja),46 years old and I have lost my husband who worked with our kuwaith Embassy for 9 years before his death.Please i need you to help me to do some charity work with the money he left for me in one of the prime bank here in Ivory caost.The money is $6,500,000.00 and it is still in the bank. I promise to give you 25%.i need a muslem person to do the work for me,My husband relatives are not muslems thats why i contacted you.
Recently my doctor told me that i have only but 3 months to die,due to my cancer illness.Am also suffering from stroke.
Thanks you and may Allah bless you. reply me here for more information: ([email protected] )
Regards,
rashida bahar.

I also have a message in my inbox on GBAtemp (which was the first I ever received) that resembles this message, but it wasn't half as good as this one.

Feel free to spam the email if you like.

PS: For your own safety everyone, disregard any messages you might receive that are like this one.

 

[iPikachu]

scam mails are hilarous to read

 

[antwill]

They are, especially when they're full of grammar mistakes

 

[Domination]

The grammar mistakes and "muslem" is funny. But the rest of the letter is just plain stupid. These scammers.... they need to improve on their scamming skills.

 

[Cablephish]

I hope they didn't spell their e-mail wrong, otherwise there's no point in spamming them.

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

I hope they didn't spell their e-mail wrong, otherwise there's no point in spamming them.

Don't do that, it's either a fake or someone's e-mail got hacked.

 

[Mangofett]

 

[Law]

Don't make fun of her guys, she's suffering from a stroke!

Geez, you guys are so insensitive sometimes.

 

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Test post.

 

[Cablephish]

Test post.

I want your username. I'll trade you.