My Carrot >:D

[cosmo2389]

Darn! Pizzaroo, you beat me by buying all the carrots before I could!

But as you are leaving the store and crossing the crosswalk I run you over, and back over you, and I run you over, and back over you, and I run you over, and back over you, and I run you over, and back over you, I get out to check to see if you are still breathing, and I run you over, and back over you, and I run you over, and back over you, and I run you over, and back over you, and I run you over, and back over you, and I get out and take all the carrots, and just for good measures I run you over, and back over you!

And then I drive to a secret location where I leave in my helicopter which takes me to another secret location where I take a boat to my secret, personal, private island to be with the carrots!

 

[MegaAce™]

cosmo, when you were relaxing with the carrots on your private islands,
my army of kirbys infiltrates your island and ate all carrots you have.
i was back in town to buy new carrots and a can cola and run into the trial court.
(i know, i know. i speak shitty english)

 

[science]

I pretend to be the bailiff, arrest the carrot, and take it and both me and it climb into a fridge in a fridge factory where there are millions of fridges

 

[cosmo2389]

Well the refrigerators aren't CFC free and because there are so many the CFCs cause you to suffocate. After you suffocate I come in wearing an oxygen mask and I steal the carrot and take it to my secret underwater lair!

 

[Orc]

I hire Sinkhead, the Legendary Carrot Expert, to obtain information on the carrot and its whereabouts.
Sinkhead is also a known Carrot Addict so I just score some carrots from him.

 

[Pizzaroo]

I still have the potatoes btw, I'll share dem :3. Then I disembowel sinkhead and grab the carrots out of his body.

 

[agentgamma]

My boots didn't work.
Lets try again!
Theres no spot for the carrots like my safe!
Theres no spot for the carrots like my safe!
Theres no spot for the carrots like my safe!

NOW THEY ARE IN MY SAFE! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAY!

 

[Mei-o]

You forgot to lock the safe so I took them all like it was nothing and ate them, now I have x-ray vision!

 

[Pizzaroo]

But now you look less sexy.

I take the carrots.

 

[agentgamma]

I destroy the carrots and the world with a massive nuke!
I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pizzaroo]

DISARM THE NUKE.... FAIL!

DISARM THE NUKE.... FAIL!

DISARM THE NUKE.... SUCCESS! YOU HAVE THE CARROTS! ADDED TO INVENTORY!

 

[MegaAce™]

ENEMY APPEARS!!
PIZZAROO

- ATTACK
- ABILLITY
!-> STEAL
!-> PIZZAROO'S INVENTORY

TRY TO STEAL PIZZAROO'S INVENTORY... FAIL
TRY TO STEAL PIZZAROO'S INVENTORY... SUCCESS!!

YOU ADD THE CARROTS TO YOUR INVENTORY.

*FF7 battle end music appear*

 

[Pizzaroo]

WAIT!

PIZZAROO REVIVES!

PIZZAROO PUTS ON STEALTH CLOACK!
...
ATTEMPTING TO PICKPOCKET... FAIL!
ATTEMPTING TO PICKPOCKET... SUCCESS!

CARROTS ADDED TO INVENTORY!
+1 TO LOCKPICKING SKILL!

 

[MegaAce™]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

INITIALIZING LAZOR...
TARGET: PIZZAROO
POWERLEVEL CHARGING...
POWERLEVEL 50%
POWERLEVEL 75%
POWERLEVEL 99%
POWERLEVEL OVERLOAD!

LAZOR READY TO FIRE

*FIRES LAZOR AT PIZZAROO*
*LAZOR FREEZES PIZZAROO*
*MEGAACE STEAL CARROTS
AND PUT THEM INTO HIS INVENTORY*

 

[????????™]

VIRUS SENT
MEGAACES ACCOUNT
HMM WHATS THIS
CLICK CLICK CLICK UHHHHH
OH LOL
YEAH YEAH
cLICK HERE FOR MORE VIDS
CLICKS
YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT ARENT YOU
Virus startsSEARCHING ARBITARY CODE CARROT.
sECRET GGOVERMENT ISSUES MUST BE PROTECTED
Meanwhile
boss we have found who has our secret files and password for mission C.A.R.R.O.T
YES NOW IS THE FUCKING CHANCE
SEND OUR WHOLE ARMY TO HIS HOUSE INCLUDING THE POLICE.
YES SIR
MEGAACE
LOLOLOLOLOL
HALT
$@Q#%$#^Y%$& ^(&^$#$#%^%&(^%@!##!$$^&$%E^&$&%%&$#@%$#@^#$@^%
GOT CARROT
HIDES CARROT IN ??????? DIMENSION AND THEN HIDES IT IN THAT DIMENSION THE PUTSD A SUPER GIGANTC SAFE THAT HAS 999999 BILLION LAYERS OF ALIEN INVINCIBLE ALIEN SKIN WITH A INVISIBLE CLOACK

 

[Pizzaroo]

URICKROLL IS NOT PLAYING THE RIGHT GAME
URICKROLL IS DISTRACTED!
PIZZAROO USES BEHIND-THE-HEAD SLAP!
IT WORKS!
URICKROLL LOSES THE CARROTS
PIZZAROO GAINS THE CARROTS!

+1 TO HAND COMBAT!

 

[????????™]

I eat pizaroo and take his carrot

End of story
period

 

[agentgamma]

I find a magic lamp

3 wishes I get -
1-The carrots
2-For a few thousand dollars to appear in my toilet
3-Porn mags

I hide all of it in my safe where its not opened for eternity by anyone except me

 

[Pizzaroo]

PIZZAROO BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE!
PIZZAROO PULLS OUT GUN (JAMMED)
PIZZAROO ATTEMPTS TO SHOOT AGENTGAMMA!

THE GUN IS JAMMED, YOU CAN'T USE IT!
PIZZAROO THROWS THE GUN AT AGENTGAMMA
AGENTGAMMA HAS FALLEN

PIZZAROO OPENS THE SAFE (LOCKPICKING SKILL 15 REQUIRED, PIZZAROO'S SKILL: 20)
CARROT ADDED TO INVENTORY!
PORN MAGS ADDED TO INVENTORY!
3000 CREDITS ADDED TO INVENTORY!

 

[Galacta]

The porn mags were banned and the 3000 credits were actually mine.
As you have the carrot. I use my "MIRRORCLE POWER" To ZPWN you and get my carrot