MPRTwice: a parody

[MPRTwice]

Okay, I'll bite

Show me just how many sims houses you can make

I warn you tho

I have played sim city, which means I can manage hundreds of thousands of homes simultaneously AND fight off Gojira

And yet one opponent did handstand pushups prior to our match, when I could do zero: I won.

So how much money can sim houses make with posted Telsa and SpaceX-related positions?

I'm sure I cannot win the "who can spar the worst, lose, and die" contest if I try hard at sparring.

Biting an engineering AutoDesk PC is not a preferred strategy either.

 

[x65943]

And yet one opponent did handstand pushups prior to our match, when I could do zero: I won.

So how much money can sim houses make with posted Telsa and SpaceX-related positions?

I'm sure I cannot win the "who can spar the worst, lose, and die" contest if I try hard at sparring.

My Trump card now

Make sure you are sitting down

I won sim earth

While you were making one sims house, I was guiding an entire planet

And now I reveal my big secret

I am God all along - didn't you ever think it's weird I don't die and live forever? I am Jesus Christ

 

[K3Nv4]

I don't miss my targets, including defeating karate so-called masters, when the need arises. I am speaking now without the autodesk so-called karate master suite; one cannot be dumb if they are currently speaking.

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Was Mr. Miyagi your sensei?

 

[MPRTwice]

Was Mr. Miyagi your sensei?

No: that is for if one wanted to be trained wrong, as a joke.

 

[K3Nv4]

No: that is for if one wanted to be trained wrong, as a joke.

I believe in wax off wax on more than I do your teachings.

 

[MPRTwice]

My Trump card now

Make sure you are sitting down

I won sim earth

While you were making one sims house, I was guiding an entire planet

And now I reveal my big secret

I am God all along - didn't you ever think it's weird I don't die and live forever? I am Jesus Christ

"Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not."

 

[CoolMe]

I have played sim city, which means I can manage hundreds of thousands of homes simultaneously

well that explains the unparalleled attention to detail..

 

[MPRTwice]

well that explains the unparalleled attention to detail..

There is even more detail than that in my technique; thus I defeated that easily.

Perhaps you ought to see just how unparalleled my attention to detail can actually be. That comment was easy to overcome by comparison. I sparred and debated four people at once, and won.

 

[x65943]

There is even more detail than that in my technique; thus I defeated that easily.

I am the Lord your God you shall not have strange gods before me

 

[MPRTwice]

I am the Lord your God you shall not have strange gods before me

If you believe that He said that, then you ought to listen to me and obey my authority, epecially after the OHKO I gave your previous entry.

If you cannot defeat me, and you haven't defeated me, and I OHKO'd your entry, then you are no match for Him.

 

[K3Nv4]

If you believe that He said that, then you ought to listen to me and obey my authority, epecially after the OHKO I gave your previous entry.

Even Mr.Miyagi didn't pretend to have authority

 

[MPRTwice]

Even Mr.Miyagi didn't pretend to have authority

Which is why MMA and karate are even worse than _that_ acting from Mr. Miyagi. Miyagi acted like a sad drunk.

 

[K3Nv4]

Which is why MMA and karate are even worse than _that_ acting from Mr. Miyagi. Miyagi acted like a drunk.

Sir I hate to tell you but you would loose against Mr. Miyagi

 

[CoolMe]

the lord himself is telling me that it's not gonna end well in this thread

 

[MPRTwice]

Sir I hate to tell you but you would loose against Mr. Miyagi

I can't spar him hard; it would kill him. Of course I would have to face that loose and holding back.

he'd love me being loosey, because if I killed him I would have some "splainin to do!".

 

[K3Nv4]

the lord himself is telling me that it's not gonna end well in this thread

Mprtwice apparently spared with the lord and won.

 

[CoolMe]

I can't spar him hard; it would kill him. Of course I would have to face that loose and holding back.

now the real question is, who sucks more, x65, mr. miyagi or any of the so-called ufc actors

 

[x65943]

If you believe that He said that, then you ought to listen to me and obey my authority, epecially after the OHKO I gave your previous entry.

If you cannot defeat me, and you haven't defeated me, and I OHKO'd your entry, then you are no match for Him.

Not HE, but ME

Now make me burnt offerings I am getting bored of you

 

[MPRTwice]

now the real question is, who sucks more, x65, mr. miyagi or any of the so-called ufc actors

I drain the most life force. They cannot do that to demons, especially since their demons in bottles, etc. (performance enhancement drugs) won 100% of all UFC matches vs. all of their actors.

 

[MPRTwice]

Mprtwice apparently spared with the lord and won.

the god of this world is under my heel:

"In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them."