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[Silent_Gunner]

I heard a rumor that @Silent_Gunner's Luck is equal to his level here...Lucky #13

I've heard through the grapevine at BigOnYa plays video games dressed like how he is in his profile pic!

 

[BlazeMasterBM]

I heard SilentGunner has really loud farts, contrary to his username.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

I heard SilentGunner has really loud farts, contrary to his username.

Silent_gunner is slivagunner confirmed

 

[Silent_Gunner]

Silent_gunner is slivagunner confirmed

I heard, like, a bunch of, like, dudes, just, like, c'mon man, like, just understand, like, every time they, like, like something, they get all excited, and like a like like, swallow everything, like, especially, like, really big shields. They also, like, are really dickish, like, literally, if one was to translate them into 3D, like...

Space Dandy Narrator: And thus, the journey of Scott_pilgrim became to like every post on the GBATemp board, and to spread the gospel of his Lord and Savior Scott Pilgrim, that people may be saved by faith, and not by works, lest they boast!

 

[BlazeMasterBM]

Will Scott like every post known to man? Will there be any post that goes unliked? Find out next time on GBATemp Z!!!

 

[banjo2]

BlazeMasterBM doesn't actually know anything about Blaze.

 

[Silent_Gunner]

BlazeMasterBM doesn't actually know anything about Blaze.

Banjo2 is Banjo-Kazooie, but his planet got the asteroid from Metroid Prime 2 that, like Aether, split the planet into two separate dimensions, and unlike a certain female badass, got possessed by the Ing, and shitposts in his spare time when he's not servicing the Emperor Ing's tentacles!

 

[BigOnYa]

I heard a rumor that @banjo2 actually plays a mean banjo.

 

[slaphappygamer]

I heard @BigOnYa s couch doesn’t get that flat spot in the cushion. I mean, like, the couch cushions stay fluffy. I heard that.

 

[BigOnYa]

I heard a rumor that @slaphappygamer is left handed, so that's why his right arm is so strong and big. Left hand on the PC mouse and right hand on slaphappy.

 

[Ricken]

I hear BigOnYa plays Heroin Hero

 

[StrayGuitarist]

I heard @Ricken is deeply scared of the first Luigi's Mansion game, to a point where they can't play it.

 

[Silent_Gunner]

I heard @Ricken is deeply scared of the first Luigi's Mansion game, to a point where they can't play it.

I heard that Stray sticks around when her guitar's broken!

 

[BigOnYa]

I heard a rumor that @Silent_Gunner is a radical socialist right-winger, that is in cahoots with @UltraSUPRA

 

[Silent_Gunner]

I heard a rumor that @Silent_Gunner is a radical socialist right-winger, that is in cahoots with @UltraSUPRA

I heard a rumor that @BigOnYa is a soft fascist leftist, that's in cahoots with @Scott_pilgrim!

 

[BigOnYa]

I heard that @Scott_pilgrim and @UltraSUPRA are actually best friends, fighting for the love of @Lilith Valentine

 

[The Catboy]

I heard that @Scott_pilgrim and @UltraSUPRA are actually best friends, fighting for the love of @Lilith Valentine

That’s gross, I am nearly old enough to be their parent

 

[BigOnYa]

That’s gross, I am nearly old enough to be their parent

They just want the love, not relationship, think both secretly want each other anyways

 

[The Catboy]

They just want the love, not relationship, think both secretly want each other anyways

You humans are weird

 

[Silent_Gunner]

You humans are weird

I heard that Lilith is in an alternate reality where what society considers normal is weird, and what it considers weird is normal.