Good morning, everybody!
Last night was not a good one.... Traffic light camera footage shows the bloody murder of Jackus and Cream Pie. The footage shows a white van pulling up to arnodorians lawn where Cream Pie just happened to be lurking, supposedly trying to take nude pictures of vinny. After the van pulled up we can clearly see Jackus step out holding 33 pounds of raw bacon. 2 others stepped out, but they stayed off to the side, and their faces were not caught on video. Cream pie, still dazed by Vinny's smexiness, doesnt notice Jackus actively shoving bacon down his throat. Then after beginning to choke on 11 pounds of bacon Vinny leaves his bedroom, and Cream Pie notices Jackus. Cream Pie strangles jackus and they both choke to death. This hasnt been the most interesting murder so far, but it sure has been one of a kind, but what happens next is really interesting. After the white van pulls away, CHLAMYDIAwesome69 and CumTurista show up and begin smoking Cream Pies Remains. The local police have yet to remove them from the scene.