Lingerie Bowl IX (2012)

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"Coming to the PS Vita: Lingerie Football!"

I can just imagine how that would utilize the rear touchpad. :creep:

At this moment thirty four women are separated into two locker rooms.
They're slipping their long legs into bright, tight panties,
putting on their strategically placed pads,
smacking one anothers asses,
their adrenaline begins to flow,
they feel an endorphin rush begin.

17 minutes to go-time!
 
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*Is australian*

Fret not.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingerie_Football_League

Wikipedia said:
LFL Australia is scheduled to premiere in 2013, with the league to play an Australian exhibition game in 2012. Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, and Adelaide have been designated as the four inaugural season market teams.
In 2014, LFL Europe is set to debut with teams in Barcelona, Frankfurt, Rhein, Manchester and Dublin

For more updates on LFL Australia: http://www.facebook.com/LFLAustralia
 

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I find it disgusting that you all want to watch this not because of its competitive value but for some dirty turn-on.

It's a beautiful sport that deserves funding! The field won't cover itself with delicious, sticky jelly all by itself!
 
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WOW These women have to pay for their own health benefits. Not cool, Bro. Not cool.

Indeed. This needs to be fixed.
If the girls are worried that they're going to be hurt and left to fend for themselves
they're not going to smash one another with their breasts with nearly as much gusto.
 

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Reason for edit: When I get to Hell, "liking" this comment will be listed among the reasons why I'm there..... ~VA

From what I heard, God helps those who help themselves, and if a field full of Jello with girls fighting for a slippery ball is not heaven then...

Well, I suppose homosexual men wouldn't necessarily like it, but these guys have the standard football matches, so they shouldn't complain. :creep:
 
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Oh shit. Nobody told me that
A: LA Temptation has been the reigning champion for two years running
or
B: Philadelphia is missing their star, Marirose Roach.

:(

Good thing I didn't place bets on the game.
 
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