Let's write a story

[GreenBanana]

But this was all a fairly normal afternoon for one Edgar "Eggs" Poontang. Eggs was chilling in soviet mythology class, eating his lunch of Shake-a-Salad when all of a sudden a giant pink rhinoceros hurtled through the window and impaled Professor Winklestein right in the persqueeter.

It was then that Eggs decided DMT was no longer a vegetable.

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

Edgar "Eggs" Poontag thought about it for a sec, but then

 

[slaphappygamer]

..decided his username was too long.

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

and he realized he should kill kijetesantakalu042. THE END

 

[SylverReZ]

But the story doesn't end there, or so they say.

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

A new user would join GBAtemp. He is called something like kijetesantakalu042 but shorter.

 

[SylverReZ]

A new user would join GBAtemp. He is called something like kijetesantakalu042 but shorter.

And his name was unpronounceable that he couldn't think of anything else.

 

[slaphappygamer]

but, Father gave Christmas hats to those special few and, soon, Santa will jump down your throat.

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

but, Father gave Christmas hats to those special few and, soon, Santa will jump down your throat.

Little unpronounceable said "Jump in my throat santa"

 

[slaphappygamer]

and everyone was promoted to Moderator!

 

[SylverReZ]

Which ended up getting everybody banned from GBAtemp.

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

And then gbatemp exploded. The End

 

[SylverReZ]

GBATemp became Gamer Pros.

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

The tagline went "GBA is temporary NX is forever"

They had to rename it to NXforever for that to make sense.

 

[slaphappygamer]

Then GBAPerm was born from its ashes.