Let's make new rules.

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Old rules are boring and nobody updated them in a long time.
So we need to do new ones.

Da Rules:

1. We don't talk about Android section because it does not exist. End of the story.
2. Every rule below 0 is a LIE.
3. If you never posted in the edge of the forum you are gay.
3.1 if you are gay and never posted on the edge of the forum then you are double gay which makes you not gay.
4. You cannot hack the main page ( trust me i tried)
4.1 it is advised that you hack gamecube section at least one time per year.
5. @Costello is actually @KiVan in disguise but we must pretend that it is a LIE.
6. Every moderator who deleted a thread from this thread: https://gbatemp.net/threads/gbatemps-golden-threads-thread.334504/
Is not going to heaven nor hell because they are cunts and thus they will end up in a void.
7. Rule number 7 doesn't exist for further information refer to rule number 12.
8. If you send PM to current administrator saying "Fuck You" you will get 30 xp! So you must try it out someday!
9. DinohScene is super straight, do not confuse him for being gay

Feel free to expand this list of rules. You will be blessed if you do so!
 
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Let's get rid of all the site rules.

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Rule 10: Prompt the EOF Cast to Front Page.

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Rule 11: Rename GBATemp to EOFTemp
Rule 12: @JuanMena is banned from making any more rules.
 

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18. Every mod who edits rules without my permission is lesbian.
19. If you don't have neku as your avatar then you don't have genitals.
20. Except DinohScene, he's straight.

lol edgy internet posts
lol uninformed grandma using internet on windows 98
 
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