Latest Wiimote Attachment: Baby

[luke_c]

Fans of hardcore child-rearing sims will no doubt find 505 Games' Wii-exclusive "Baby and Me" to be a day-one purchase this year, promising a revolutionary new peripheral in which you stick a Wiimote inside a baby.

OK, not a real baby. A baby doll, of course. But it takes doll-playing to the next level by incorporating motion control (and balance board support!) into 18 game modes designed to test even the most darling little girl's resistance to saccharine depictions of parenting.

Not only that, this hellspawn will actually cry through the Wiimote's speaker. You quiet baby down by rocking, burping and teaching him/her/it to walk. There's even a feeding exercise. I'm sensing a Wiimote breast pump attachment down the line. And way to make everything creepy, Owen ...

This is the special edition, by the way. The regular game comes with a "holster" so you can attach the Wiimote to any other implement or household pet and pretend that is the baby, I guess. Baby and Me, developed by 505 Games, releases Nov. 10.

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Heaven help us...

 

[Veho]

Let this be a prank, let this be a prank, let this be a prank, let this be a prank...

 

[asdf]

Oh what the Hell.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

*Revs up chainsaw*

Anyone know where 505 Games' headquarters is? I've got my "Baby and Me" for them...

God help us all...

 

[BiT.SLEDGE]

Haha, you put the wiimote inside the baby.

 

[Rock Raiyu]

Please wake me up from this horrendous nightmare...!!!!

 

[gameguy95]

what kind of faggot would buy a piece of shit like this? someone should napalm their headquarters.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Haha, you put the wiimote inside the baby.

I did that with my old Wiimotes. Well, until the cops broke into my house...

 

[prowler]

oh dear

Spoiler

 

[BiT.SLEDGE]

Haha, you put the wiimote inside the baby.

I did that with my old Wiimotes. Well, until the cops broke into my house...

Dear god, have you no dignity? I'll stick to shoving it up my cat. XD
WHERES YOUR PETA NOW!

 

[Minox]

Haha, you put the wiimote inside the baby.

"Wiimote"

 

[Hop2089]

This is not a prank, and I give this attachment a rating of:



"I'm not mad I'm Furious"-Cera's Dad from Land Before Time

This is complete bullcrap, useless, waste of time and money.

Start sobering up immediately, because this isn't right for gamers both casual and hardcore, your drunken idea just produced the lowest form of Wiimote attachment ever. Think most gamers are in their teens and twenties with casual gamers in the middle age category and up which none can even make use of this.

Whoever at Nintendo did this needs to be fired and deported for this, where's the whistleblowers when you need them.

Edit: There are breastfeeding dolls out on the market so that maybe a possibility, Nintendo, don't even think about making such an attachment, continue to make good games for the hardcore crowd and the Wiisports games for casual and people who don't want to go outside to exercise but no more of this, it's disturbing, creepy, and sends the wrong message to little girls.

 

[Rock Raiyu]

Haha, you put the wiimote inside the baby.

"Wiimote"

You have lost all respect from me

Spoiler

 

[Canonbeat234]

People people this isn't the worse thing we saw, remember that other shovelware game. This is just helping dads who don't two shits about parenting and give them a chance to be a better father.

 

[Noitora]

Can I have some of what they're smoking?

 

[YayMii]

Haha, you put the wiimote inside the baby.

Sex change?

 

[Sefi]

I say put the wiimote in the baby, then use it to play Wii Sports!

 

[Raikiri]

This really scares me... Now i might not sleep at night

why do people make stuff like these
people actually BUY this shit? :|

 

[Veho]

You people sound like you've never seen a doll before.

 

[skawo96]

Who the hell made this thing?